Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[NDR2]

If they’re silent, why are they there?

 

[Rodafina]

Can’t one be silent and quite valuable at the very same time?

 

[TBRS1]

But why do they feel compelled to hide in the midst of the more vocal letters, especially the rough consonants, like "k" and "r"?

 

[Rodafina]

Could it be that they find rough intimidating?

 

[TBRS1]

If we invited a bunch of big name performers, do you think we could have a "Free the Silent Letters" charity concert?

 

[NDR2]

Like Zach Galifianakis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you suggesting them because David Bowie and Leonard Cohen are dead?

 

[Rodafina]

Wouldn't a couple of performing ghosts bring in a bigger crowd for the charity event?

 

[TBRS1]

Which charity is willing to exploit a bunch of tormented spirits for money?

 

[Rodafina]

Would it be less exploitative to ask untroubled and delighted ghosts?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you thinking about that "Casper" fellow?

 

[NDR2]

The mattress guy?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you thinking of that guy down on the intersection of 5th and Main who sells stuff out of the back of an unmarked van?

 

[Rodafina]

Is that because the side doors are broken?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever tried to get a king size mattress through the side door of a van?

 

[NDR2]

What size is fit for a king?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't that depend on the size of your king, and whether the king sleeps alone?

 

[Rodafina]

What if the king sleeps in a recliner due to acid reflux?

 

[NDR2]

Would an adjustable bed suffice?

 

[TBRS1]

Exactly what form of bed adjustment would suit your requirements?