Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[NDR2]

How can they club anyone if they’re dead?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't The Dead Club the name of that new place that just opened over there a while ago that somebody was talking about recently?

 

[Rodafina]

Could you please be more specific about where there is?

 

[TBRS1]

Well, if it is true that "Where there is smoke then there is fire," then wouldn't we be forced to conclude that "There" is in someplace unpleasant?

 

[Rodafina]

Couldn't that mean "there" is by a lovely little campfire on a cool summer night with no mosquitoes?

 

[NDR2]

How do you build a mosquito-free campfire?

 

[Rodafina]

Have you ever seen a mosquito in flames survive?

 

[TBRS1]

How long after the incident do they have to live to qualify as survivors?

 

[NDR2]

Would they get a pension?

 

[TBRS1]

If mosquitos get pensions, wouldn't more people what to choose that as a career?

 

[NDR2]

What does “wouldn’t more people what to choose that as a career” mean?

 

[TBRS1]

Well, if mosquitoes worked as phlebotomists until they got a pension and retired, wouldn't lots of people enjoy a career in phlebotomy and a nice pension upon retirement - or is the job only open to mosquitoes?

 

[Cutesie]

Who else has the built-in tools to practice phlebotomy?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you suppose The International Guild of Ticks and Leaches (TIGTL) might have something to say about that?

 

[NDR2]

A guild of clock sounds and draining away?

 

[TBRS1]

When your clock sounds begin draining away, it's time to rewind, isn't it?

 

[Cutesie]

Does your clock tick towards death or towards redemption? (short story - sorry, I just had to.)

 

[Rodafina]

What happens if I forgot to wind my clock and lost my tick altogether?

 

[TBRS1]

What happens if I forgot to wind my clock and lost my tick altogether?

If you're looking for a tick, have you tried going outside barefoot, then examining your leg a hour later?

 

[NDR2]

Can doctors examine themselves?