Any fav reponses that you use when asked to do something ridiculous?

[Gerontius]

Say "no" like the Spanish cleaner from Family Guy.

Ed

I have "Consuela'd" a few people before about stupid things--"No. Noooo. I clean"
I don't even own any lemon Pledge. It's bad for the furniture but it's good for the memes.

 

[MildredHubble]

Once someone at my infamously horrible job handed me a very sophisticated piece of industrial electronics. It was so densely packed with surface mounted TSOP components, several layers deep. Then with a straight face, asked me if I could reverse engineer it to build our own (even if it were possible it would have violated health and safety law to use it).

My response: Examines board thoughtfully..."Duplicate this? Sure I could...if... I had about £70,000s of equipment, 6 months and a team of highly skilled individuals and a further 6 months to test it and get it safety tested by the appropriate people. If you can provide me with that I can promise you it's certainly possible."

I mean, I'm good with electronics but not that good! Jeez!

 

[Progster]

That'll be $1499 please!

 

[SusanLR]

Common ones for me:

Are you kidding?
No way, Hoser.

 

[Neonatal RRT]

"Oh, I'm sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a #$%^."

 

[Aspychata]

You want what, when?
I see your lips moving, but l can't hear anything.........