Ask A Stupid Question...

[metalminx24]

She needs her batteries charged.
Or maybe some catnip.

When will some female post that
number so I can post my number
and we win the super-valuable prize?

Maybe I should give HER that salad you suggested! Would you prefer to post 1 or 0?

Are bananas more emotional than other fruits?

 

[Flinty]

No, just more sexual.

Why can't I avoid the obvious joke?

 

[metalminx24]

Because the obvious ones are often the best. ☺

How many bees in jam jars are needed to accurately copy the sound of a moped ridden by a spotty 16-year-old?

 

[Flinty]

Dead or alive?

Why does cabernet sauvignon taste like alcohol and nothing else?

 

[Pondering]

Because goldfish don't use math to empty soda cans.

Who is the fairest of them all, 3rd to Snow White and the queen?

 

[tree]

Me.

How much 151 Rum has to be added to
a quart of Fabuloso to make a good
mix for punch to serve 4 people?

 

[Flinty]

An amount too large to be expressed without arrow notation.

Why can't my neighbours do basic arithmetic?

 

[Pondering]

Probably dyscalculic.

The word "fairest" has over twenty definitions; when the qeueen says "who is fairest of them all", what in the world is she actually talking about????

 

[metalminx24]

She wanted to be ALL of the possibilities. She really was very egotistical.

Are teeth overrated?

 

[tree]

No.
Replacing them is painfully priced, though.

What's going on with that mud?

 

[metalminx24]

It's being prepared for a wrestling match next Thursday. There will be no fee for spectators but the prices of refreshments will be hideous. There's a fireworks display afterwards.

Is it really possible to tickle a pickle?

 

[Flinty]

That can't really be answered on a family message board.

Why did I cover up a lemon smell with a lemon smell?

 

[metalminx24]

To boost the value of your shares in the citrus industry.

If Sooty's best friend was called Sweep, why did he never get any cleaner?

 

[tree]

Sooty was not the sort to sweep around.

Why is the wind blowing so hard today?

 

[metalminx24]

To give you that Hair Product Commercial windblown glory. ☺

Why isn't fruit spelled with an ooo in the middle?

 

[Flinty]

Because Kellogg's would sue.

Why isn't it March already?

 

[tree]

That was then.
This is now.

Can Skunk Cabbages walk faster than Cabbage Roses?

 

[metalminx24]

No, but skunk cabbages hop whilst cabbage roses skip, so they're incomparable.

What is you?
(It's a question often asked by wannabe teen gangsters in london)

 

[Flinty]

The second person.

Are you going to put it in your mouth?

 

[metalminx24]

No!! Don't know where it's been!

What is a worm's most common emotion?