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[Mia]

Got beaten by one full of sweet-sour gherkins today, looking for revenge now. And better gherkins.

Turn it up side down and slightly rap the entire top of the lid against a hard flat surface, this will lessen the vacuum seal. Turn right side up and open.

 

[Bolletje]

Fridge, why does my neutered cat hump my leg?

 

[Tom]

When is dog?

All day every day

 

[Ken S.]

Why is sliced bread considered one of the greatest inventions ever?

 

[Bolletje]

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All day every day

See, this is why I have cats. A lot more downtime.

 

[Bolletje]

Why is sliced bread considered one of the greatest inventions ever?

Slicing bread means effort. Meeeeedh

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Fridge, why does my neutered cat hump my leg?

Is your leg saucy?

 

[Tom]

See, this is why I have cats. A lot more downtime.

Yes, quite so. Dogs are inescapable bosom buddies and cats more like familiars.

 

[Bolletje]

Is your leg saucy?

Mostly hairy, I prefer to apply sauce strictly to my face.

 

[onlything]

A knife in the lid.

Minus 10 points for liking gherkins.

Ouch! How dare you, gherkin-hater!



Honestly, though, they're good with alcohol. Besides, they're still cucumbers... Kind of.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Why is sliced bread considered one of the greatest inventions ever?

Ever since it was invented, literally everything has been better.

So...

 

[Nervous Rex]

When is dog?

Dog is always.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Mostly hairy, I prefer to apply sauce strictly to my face.

What about marmalade?

 

[Nervous Rex]

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Why does unicorn dog have two tails?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

No flour questions.

All experts are we? Yeh right

 

[Streetwise]

What about marmalade?

 

[Tom]

Why does unicorn dog have two tails?

It's one of those new GMO breeds. The swallow tailed nar-dog

 

[Bolletje]

What about marmalade?

I’m a savory girl.

 

[Alexej]

Oh! Oh! Oh! I have a solution to this problem.

Always buy socks in multiple pairs.

Another solution to the sock problem
Buy only black socks - and then if one runs away wait till you have another escapee and then you are back to pairs and nobody will know the difference.


(BTW - drives my wife nuts - since I dont care about texture welt type etc but she does)

 

[tducey]

What came first; The chicken or the egg?