Ask the person below you a question

[LucyPurrs]

I have no idea. Are you Chilean?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

No.

Are you chilean?

 

[Beguiling Orbit]

No, ma'am. I'm Texan.

 

[LucyPurrs]

What place haven't you been do you want to go to?

 

[Beguiling Orbit]

Australia

Which way do toilets flush in the Southern Hemisphere?

 

[LucyPurrs]

Having been to Australia I should know the answer but I never noticed so I don't.
Is it clockwise or counterclockwise?

 

[pjcnet]

Well in the UK it's never "counterclockwise" as we officially call this "anticlockwise" and I'm unsure what they call it in Australia, but assuming you're still talking about the way water flushes down the toilet or a plug hole in the Southern Hemisphere then it's officially anticlockwise / counterclockwise due to Coriolis force, however this would only always be the case if there was no other forces at play which means that even in Australia it could still be clockwise (against popular belief).

Back to school: What is a prime number?

 

[LucyPurrs]

Prime numbers are numbers that are only divisible by themselves and 1.
Why do you want to know?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I want to know what the kumquat is wrong with you.


Can someone de fumigate my fridge, people have been messing around with soap?

 

[Beguiling Orbit]

No.

Why don't people know the difference between there, their and they're?

 

[LucyPurrs]

Do you think the average person cares about grammar?

 

[Martin McNickle]

No.

Do you think not caring about grammar makes a person seem lazy?

 

[LucyPurrs]

No just ignorant.
Do you think not wanting to fumigate the magnetman's refrigerator is being irresponsible?

 

[Martin McNickle]

Um, the answer is 42.

What is love?

 

[LucyPurrs]

TL/DR
Do you eat parsnips?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Carrot and parsnip mashed together.

Which is better beggar thy neighbor or rutabaga?

 

[LucyPurrs]

Never had rutabaga.
What does beggar thy neighbor mean?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

It's a card game,amongst other things.

Have you had turnip or swede?

 

[Martin McNickle]

I'd love to have a Swede, but I've never been to Sweden

Have you been to Sweden?

 

[LucyPurrs]

No, unfortunately.
Would you want to explore Irian Jaya sometime?