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Banned (The Game)

Banned for assuming the rest of the mammalian population have no right to be listened to. How mean.. :D
 
Triple quadruple banned for NOT talking to animals & for NOT doing what they say.

What kind of a person are you anyway?!?!?! My cat asked that question by the way, not me. :P:catface:
 
Banned for jumping instantly to the conclusion that I have the most meaningful conversation with a human and not my pet.
Also banned for allowing your cat access to your keyboard. Very foolish if you ask me. You might, in a few days get an unexpected delivery of 4 tonnes of catnip!
 
That BAN - for NOT talking to animals & for NOT doing what they say - was really for Zurb, from my cat, who is a slow typist!

But now you are Banned for not knowing that I know that you know that most meaningful conversations are always with a pet over most humans! :D
 
PS - I use a keyboard cover to keep (try to keep, haha!) cat hair from falling inside my keyboard & ruining my laptop, since it has happened before. :)

Double Banned for not assuming I would be proactive in preventing cat hair from ruining my life! :D
 
Banned for not thinking of a far better reason to ban zurb
Banned for not banning zurb for assuming that there is no life form not associated with this site
Also banned for clearly "losing your head" by screaming via your keyboard. Or was that your cat?:catface:
 
Banned for not labelling your second ban as a 'double ban'.
Double banned for not labelling your third ban as a 'triple ban'.

"Bans will not hold up in court if they are not correctly labelled." - The Banning Police
 
Banned for your immense disloyalty in calling the police on me. Traitor!! :mad:
(;))
I will now issue with a double ban, which is banning from planet earth. Yes, I'm deporting you to the moon!
 
Ok, Well I say "tough". Like it or lump it. Get used to it. However you would like to phrase it.
Banned for being anti-cheesey and not actually banning anyone!
 
Banned for not using the idiom "hard cheese", it would have been both apt and funny :D

Double banned for not providing me the correct health and safety gear for life on the moon. I've fallen into three craters already!:rolleyes:
 
Banned for being just too clumsy. I haven't fallen in any moon craters at all.
Double banned for assuming I hadn't thought of "hard cheese" as an idiom, when i had thought of it, I thought it may have not been a widely understood idiom.
So, triple banned for not being as lovely and considerate as me.
 
You are both banned for being silly. We all know that neither of you are on the moon. You are just in some secret location somewhere out west in the desert.
 
Banned for not believing. Look up and we'll wave.
Double banned for calling us silly.
A phrase springs to mind. It involves these words "pot", "kettle" and "black".

(If that doesn't make sense, basically you're a hypocrite) ;-)
 
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