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Corrupt A Wish

Granted!
But the weight loss came from losing a leg.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
 
Granted, but it warms up to 105 degrees.

I wish it were payday already.
 
SirMaverick said:
...I wish some of my friends lived closer...
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, they live within the same block and across the street, made duplicates of your house keys without your consent, and bother you on a constant (and I mean CONSTANT) basis for basic household necessities they're too lazy to get themselves.

I wish I had a million dollars?
 
You may have, but all in nickels, so you'll hurt your back carrying them all around.

I just want to be able to sleep less in order to do more, pretty please.
 
granted.
But you do so much, you are now so tired you can't sleep at all.

I wish the people who use the restrooms at work would wash their hands.
 
gregmcph said:
A shame. January 2015 was awesome. But you missed out on it. Too bad.

Okay then, I wish I was 21 again.
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not like it matters LOL I want 2016 not 2015 lol


Granted, you're 21...but they raise the drinking age from 21 to 25

I wish I could skip more tracks on Pandora Radio.
 
Skipping more tracks on Pandora granted,
But each time you skip, an ear piercing screech comes across for ten seconds before the next song plays.

I wish to have a superpower of always having exact change.
 
poey said:
Skipping more tracks on Pandora granted,
But each time you skip, an ear piercing screech comes across for ten seconds before the next song plays.

I wish to have a superpower of always having exact change.
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Exact change wish granted....but it's always in pennies :)

I wish AC was more iPhone friendly
 
abinun1987 said:
Granted, but now you can only view it on that single particular iPhone.

I wish I didn't have cystic fibrosis.
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Granted but unfortunately, we still have to breath in the polluted air caused by transport.

I wish I was always awake without feeling tired?
 
If you did that, you'd just get physically exhausted and ill since you'd forget to pay attention on your body anymore.

Having a hawk like eye sight would be great. Pretty please?
 
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