Declaration of Romantic Intent

[RubenX]

I just found this on the Internets. I always had so much trouble expressing feelings... but this is a form with instructions I can fully understand and use... and it's funny, a lot:

 

[Megan]

Heh. That's perfect. :bounce:

 

[Deno]

Brilliant, if I ever meet anyone interesting, I will know what to do

 

[Cerulean]

Right click, Save As.

Thanks Ruben

 

[Soup]

Every still single Aspie, ought to keep a few of these on hand in case s/he meets another suitable Aspie contender. Since we tend to suck at subtle cues, having a clear written statement is useful. There ought to e a date by which the declaration expires in the event that a response isn't forthcoming.

The next document ought to concern that all important first date. Where they will go, what activities will e engaged in, who else will be there (a group date, a party invitation or a private date). A statement of acceptable hanky-panky ought to e listed to prevent a horrified Aspie woman from experiencing the traumatizing horror of getting a soggy disgusting popcorn-riddled tongue in her ear at a cinema, getting groped by an octopus-armed over-eager Casanova wanna-be or getting dragged off to 3rd base when she hates baseball!!!

 

[RubenX]

Every still single Aspie, ought to keep a few of these on hand in case s/he meets another suitable Aspie contender. Since we tend to suck at subtle cues, having a clear written statement is useful. There ought to e a date by which the declaration expires in the event that a response isn't forthcoming.

The next document ought to concern that all important first date. Where they will go, what activities will e engaged in, who else will be there (a group date, a party invitation or a private date). A statement of acceptable hanky-panky ought to e listed to prevent a horrified Aspie woman from experiencing the traumatizing horror of getting a soggy disgusting popcorn-riddled tongue in her ear at a cinema, getting groped by an octopus-armed over-eager Casanova wanna-be or getting dragged off to 3rd base when she hates baseball!!!

I agree, the more documentation the better:

 

[Megan]

I've always liked how Sheldon and Amy do things.