So the retired nerd decided to experiment with alcohol yesterday. As a Lieutenant in the Air Force, I decided to see what people saw in drinking. So I tasted 4 different brands of beer over a couple of days. Hated them all. Had already tasted red wine at an ROTC dining in, and a guy at a party slipped vodka into my orange juice and couldn't believe I could taste the vodka when I spit it back into the glass. Apparently one of my oversensitivities is to the taste of alcohol. I find it very bitter in any drinks I have tasted. And I literally mean tasted, because each of them were so bad tasting to me I did not try a second sip. Obviously, I have never been even close to drunk or even buzzed.
My late wife used to enjoy wine coolers and occasionally a red wine when relaxing at home. I never shared it because of the above. Yesterday, I found one of her unopened bottles and decided to force enough down to try to get "mellow". I still didn't want to get drunk. I have enough health issues and my dyspraxia is bad enough I don't need further impairment from being drunk.
So I looked up blood alcohol tables for my weight, the wine strength, and what was considered drunk. In Florida, 0.1% blood alcohol is legally drunk. So I calculated for a level of .06%. As expected, it was nasty, but I got it down. According to the chart I was using, it would take about 48 minutes to reach .06, then it should taper down over 4 hours.
(Everyone does this analysis before drinking, right
? ). So I kept myself busy for a while rather than just waiting around so I would notice if anything noteworthy happened.
As time went on, I started feeling a little sluggish, and I noticed I was having more than normal difficulty focusing. At around 50 minutes, I began feeling a fullness in my ears, similar to the change in air pressure going up in a plane. I did not feel more cheerful, silly, or festive. I noticed no improvement at all. I just felt - off.
I went to bed at my normal time, and layed there not the least bit drowsy. I got bored laying there awake and posted here several times, and surfed the net in general several times during the night. Morning came around and still not drowsy. At 7:30 I was too hungry to keep laying there, so got up and had breakfast. I figured I would crash during the day and nap as needed. Still going. Have not slept now in over 36 hours, and while fatigued, have not experienced any drowsiness since Thursday night. (Maybe a novel treatment for my narcolepsy? - except I'd actually
like sleeping at night.)
I think I can say I have given the alcohol experience a fair trial. It is not compatible with me, apparently. I'm not bothered by that since I hate the taste anyway. Hopefully, I will sleep tonight.