Food and All Things Related

[AsheSkyler]

I dream of a suave, swoonworthy gent to whip up Aspie cuisine and cater to my every quirky gustatory whim.

I mean, what could go wrong?

Absolutely nothing.

My kid loves this clip. When he was barely learning how to talk, this is how he ended up learning to say hello. Well, "helluuuu". Followed by saying "no" and throwing his toy cell phone for several months. I let him handle the telemarketers.

 

[Warmheart]

The Popcorn music video!!!!!! MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME!!!!
Your kid has great taste!

 

[Warmheart]

 

[AsheSkyler]

This is why I never follow the directions on the box. Pizzas are to go on tin foil or metal baking sheets for nuclear waste containment purposes. Preferably the round ones so it fits all nice and neat. But we have my sister-in-law's old one so it's all warped and annoying to cut pizza on.

 

[AsheSkyler]

Thought I'd try to do the proper hot wing thing today. Some nice spicy bits of chicken, a piece of bread, and some celery. Every time I took a bite of that rabbit food, I had little alarms of GREEN go off in my mouth. Bleh! They say it takes more calories to chew and digest celery than the amount of calories actually in celery. Talk about eating empty calories!

 

[ASD_Geek]

And I can tolerate eating anything, except peas. I have an immensely strong aversion to the little green devils

Yep. I don't like peas either. I don't like the way that they pop in your mouth