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Good QUOTES

For Their Emotional/Awesome/Other Meaningfulness:
  • "Men are still good. We fight, we kill, we betray one another, but we can rebuild. We can do better. We will. We have to."
  • "I see now the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
  • "Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth."
  • "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU *****!"
  • "If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way."
  • "How dare you treat my friends SO SHAMEFULLY!?!?"
  • "You have been my greatest love."
  • "Never insult your elders - Especially when they can kick your butt!"
  • "Witches can be right/Giants can be good./You decide what's right/You decide what's good."
  • "I'm not good/I'm not nice/I'm just right."
  • "The greatest test of all is love/In sacrificial death."
For Their Humor/Memetic Nature/Other:
  • "Too bad YOU...Will DIE!"
  • "HAHAHA! Gotta go! So may people to KILL, so little time..."
  • "Tell the Prime Minister it's either unconditional surrender, or I'll knock his jolly-old island to the bottom of the Atlantic!"
  • "That flag is mine! Don't mess with Texas! Shock and awe, losers! Shock and awe!"
  • "I REGRET NOTHING...Except this part!"
  • "I've got-I've got a...Dwarf. And I'm not afraid to use him!"
  • "We run like goddamn bastards!"
  • "Give 'em the burrhead bump, Ed!"
  • "Finland is here?"
  • "Repeat, two more motherhumpers."
 
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"It is impossible to be a mathematician without being a poet in soul." ~ Sofia Kovalevskaya

"Mathematics reveals its secrets only to those who approach it with pure love, for its own beauty." ~ Archimedes
 
Groups of people (societies), will willingly accept an explanation from authority for something that is not supported by facts or logic. So long as the majority accept the belief, the group remains intact, but the cognitive dissonance arising from this causes most societal problems.
 
Don't judge a person till you've walked a mile in their shoes....

That way.. you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!

Origin unknown
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
Chic Murray origin, joke told by billy connelly on british tv in the early 80's. Billy connellys hero.
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I remember Billy Connelly telling another joke regarding Chic Murray that really made me laugh.

Billy: "Chic Murray once told me that he fell in the street and a woman said to him 'did you fall?', and he said 'no, I'm trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket'".
 
AGXStarseed said:
I remember Billy Connelly telling another joke regarding Chic Murray that really made me laugh.

Billy: "Chic Murray once told me that he fell in the street and a woman said to him 'did you fall?', and he said 'no, I'm trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket'".
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Thats the one, thats when i looked up chic, so maybe im wrong :) but im sure it was still chic
 
"Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals."
Oscar Wilde
 
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