Slim Jim
has glasses,shirt,hair, just need jim charisma now
"Perhaps you will join us for consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char mammal flesh for you. Grid-like breakfast slabs... seared strips of swine flesh and flattened chicken embryos. I will enjoy it." - Coneheads
Dan Ackroyd always had a way with words. He's got Aspergers you know...