Grammarly??? Grrr...

[Fridgemagnetman]

Glad to hear it. So me being daft is the cure

I can do that all day.

Or maybe I secretly know what I'm doing.....

 

[Streetwise]

No... I installed it on Mac Book Pro (Lap top)... It works fine on Google, but its a nightmare on Safari... The guy blocked the extension for Safari and it unlocked my documents... I wish I could have figured that out... It was easy, but I was already upset and afraid I was about to do something I couldn't reverse. So it was worth the trip to get a pro to look at it.

Gonna have to take it back, but its not such a big problem now. It had me locked out of my documents somehow and that had me all messed up. In my sick head, I just saw tons and tons of lost work and me getting in trouble at work. Its all good now. : )

My iPad... Its okay, but its so touchy. I spend more time trying to keep it from changing screens and stuff all the time... It has its great uses, but me and it have this love hate relationship.... : )

We should start a love hate relationship club for a iPad owners.
I've just spent half an hour writeing 3 different emails to the same email address !!!!because the dumb NHS wont take my emails ,strangely !!!! they advertise on their website The email address !then it tells you it's blocked ????!!!why bother advertising it !?and it seems archaic to force you to telephone when you've made it perfectly clear that you want to use email .
Sorry I'm ranting .

 

[Streetwise]

My settings are wired wrong... If I say one thing I do the other... If I want to act a certain way its usually the opposite... So I just live in this bass ackwrds world of confusion... But its my normal I guess...

Looking out at what people call "normal"... I think I will just hang out in my messed up world. Its not that bad. There are some sick/mean people out there in what people deem as normal...

I just hang out and juggle, or chase balloons, or look up PINK (punk) songs all evening and go to bed knowing its all gonna be okay tomorrow and the next day and the next. If not I will reach down inside and find a way around it, or through it, or just make a mell of a hess out of it, so I can once more show the world I am not like them... My little secret is... I don't want to be ANYTHING like them, not in this lifetime, not ever... : )

Sorry I had To laugh in an unhinged way by fridges comment about you sadly I have had that exact thought

 

[Streetwise]

You cause good problems... Never think differently : )
I don't even know how you do it... We need to bottle this stuff up and sell it.
How do we market Fridgeman's un-triggering potion???
Shrinks get around 200.00 an hour for this stuff... and it usually is a placebo, or just like
sitting down and gobbling up a plate of horse ....

I think you notice I'm tangled up... and you throw something wild out there that catches my attention... I'm like some puppy with my head stuck in a gate...
Throw me a bone and I will get unstuck go for it!!!

Thanks by the way... I don't know if you can grasp how much you do help me. : )

Just in case you can't ever get your supply of fridges humour there is a bible quote that might help you! it says "a merry heart doeth good like a medicine" I know it's about 4000 years older than fridges example but it means exactly the same thing .
I pray the Holy Spirit Will give you a merry heart , i've experienced it before but being English I tried to fight it !which was a waste of time as the holy spirit is extremely strong ,being drunk in the holy spirit is good and no hangover afterwards .

 

[Aeolienne]

Eye halve a spelling chequer,
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong or write,
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can putt the error rite,
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it,
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect all the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.