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Grim food thread.

But he's already condemned you to death, and barely time for hearty breakfast, never mind dinner! This guy/gal doc should be struck off! I mean, what's their name? Dr Mengele Jr? Jeez, I'd expect a damn sight more than a free dinner in exchange for my life! Bet the swine want's to do a Burke and Hare on my barely cold corpse and sell it for dissection!
And another thing... <rant rave mutter grumble - THUD! (that's 8 hours! Come in number 11, your time is up! 👼)>
 
"Bet the swine want's to do a Burke and Hare on my barely cold corpse and sell it for dissection!"

Truth be told... why was he re-checking my organs if I was going to be dead! To his dismay to find out the diagnosis was wrong. The only conclusion: he has relations with the dark side of the market, the wet market!!! It's called "wet" because it's sold before it even gets dry. 😭

That's it, I'm going to jump off of... My hospital bed. Whoever isn't in bed is a visitor.
 
All-Rounder said:
That's it, I'm going to jump off of... My hospital bed. Whoever isn't in bed is a visitor.
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You do realise a lot of people die in hospital? Hmmm, I'd watch out 'fi were you...

All-Rounder said:
why was he re-checking my organs if I was going to be dead!
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Ah! I see! Not Mengele Jr, but Doctor Lector! It's sweetbread's on the menu then? Or a fine liver ragout?
This last meal is getting, well, out of hand a bit? Are you no longer the guest, but rather the ingredients??
 
"This last meal is getting, well, out of hand a bit? Are you no longer the guest, but rather the ingredients??"

Unacceptable! He has LAUREL CHERRY JUICE on his hands!! (and mushrooms in his pockets) And he's the chef, I shall call patient customer's protection. But my phone is full of MANGO JELLY, oh, the terror, and the charger's not in good hands! I borrowed it to the nurse and she didn't plug it in her phone with care. :eek:
 
Honestly, don't believe the medics - hospital food is never a good idea! 😱
 
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