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[Kalinychta]

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There's exceptions to all rules, it's just a stereotype I have a high confidence in, probability-wise.

A UK study by research group Mintel revealed 91% of all women admit to eating chocolate – with the men not far behind at more than 87%.

She quotes a 2006 study on gender and chocolate cravings that compared students in the US and in Spain in which 59 per cent of American males and 91 per cent of females admitted to chocolate cravings.

I’d guess it has something to do with the iron content of chocolate. We lose iron when we menstruate.

 

[Kalinychta]

Dang, women really are smart

IQ doesn’t have anything to do with reproductive organs.

 

[s704m]

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I'll take the t-shirt...and the chocolate.

 

[Crossbreed]

IQ doesn’t have anything to do with reproductive organs.

Unless you are distracted by your loss of iron...

 

[VictorR]

Oh, my bad, what else do women want?

To have complete freedom to make choices as she pleases and sovereignty over her lover(s).

Source: The Wife of Bath's tale (The Canterbury Tales)

 

[Callistemon]

@Bolletje, you know you're of that age when,...they start calling you ma'am. Game over.

Have people been calling you ma'am, NRRT?

 

[tree]

Have people been calling you ma'am, NRRT?

If people have been calling him ma'am, that's
a whole other game they're playing.

 

[Callistemon]

If people have been calling him ma'am, that's
a whole other game they're playing.

As opposed to the game that's being played here...

Such deja vu.

Anybody missing a sock?

 

[Bolletje]

@Bolletje, you know you're of that age when,...they start calling you ma'am. Game over.

Next thing you know, people will try to help me cross the street

 

[SusanLR]

To be treated as an equal. Treated with respect. And not told what and how to do everything
like we're total idiots.

I don't need doors opened for me. Not that weak, yet.

Keep the chocolates. I'm not a chocolate lover.
But, there is some science behind the chocolate desires.
Chocolate is high in dopamine. Sex makes more dopamine in our bodies.
Chocolate = feel good.
But, don't feed it to pets. Too much for their brains.

Watch the movie "Better than Chocolate." Funny, adult take on the subject.

 

[Crossbreed]

I don't need doors opened for me.

I hold doors for both genders, if they are close, have their hands full, etc.
It just seems rude to let the door smack somebody in the nose.
If someone holds the door open for me, I don't read anything more into it than that.

 

[Bolletje]

I don’t need doors held for me. I kick down doors as I roar and snatch all the snacks. Rawr.

 

[Crossbreed]

...and snatch all the snacks.

That will drive people to hold the door closed, instead...

 

[Shaddock]

I would stop treating people different because of their gender. treat woman the same as you treat man in general. make friends with both genders and I think then, if you ignore the gender, it would be much easier to get a relationship.

a scientist once said that he is worried that people always make huge gaps between genders in their mind, but in science there is not such big difference between man and woman. they are mostly the same, especially in behavior or personality.

I don´t really care if someone is male or female. I try to treat everyone the same and for me it´s more important how someone´s personality and behavior is.

 

[Nitro]

IQ doesn’t have anything to do with reproductive organs.

I had a different experience with that when I was a younger man and mine did most of the thinking

 

[Bolletje]

That will drive people to hold the door closed, instead...

Which is when I barrel down with all my might.
I’ve been doing strength training to be able to kick down doors with more force. The strength training makes me hunger. Which makes me need more snacks. Which makes me need to kick down more doors. Thus is the tragic plight of ever-hungry buff Bolletje.

 

[Neonatal RRT]

Have people been calling you ma'am, NRRT?

No. The pretty girls call me "sir",...the equivalent of "ma'am". So sad when it started happening. It's a polite way to say,..."Ooooh, gross! You're old like my dad!" Like I said,...game over, you aren't a "player" anymore.

 

[Nitro]

No. The pretty girls call me "sir",...the equivalent of "ma'am". So sad when it started happening. It's a polite way to say,..."Ooooh, gross! You're old like my dad!" Like I said,...game over, you aren't a "player" anymore.

A friend of mine were talking about how we bought our toilet paper of all things.
I tend to buy it by the bale that could probably use two handles on it to move it.
He said that he didn't buy it that way and only bought it a roll at a time because he didn't want some hot chick in a checkout line to see him buying a lot of it and wonder if he had a serious problem with his necessary room habits.

I said, "Eric, you are 40 years old and became invisible to hot chicks years ago"
"She will still think you are a dork, but not for how you buy your toilet paper"

 

[Jordy]

Majority of people i see giving advice on woman have not had much success with them, and that would include woman (unless lesbian/bi maybe) themselves. So i would take anything you read from those people with a grain of salt.

 

[tree]

It's okay, you can give your chocolate portion to me. In exchange you can have homecrafted saurkraut.

I would much rather have sauerkraut than chocolate.
I'm allergic to chocolate.

Sauerkraut, however, is useful to me.

I like it cold, not hot with hotdogs or brats etc.

Similar to this: Sauerkraut Salad
but without the peppers & pimientos because I am allergic to those, too.

Instead of those things, I use green beans, or peas, or corn.