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His/her interest(s) include...

@Butterfly88's interests include studying whether there is poop bacteria in people's beards and if so how much. In fact she became deeply involved in the research mentioned in this video:


Unfortunately however after the research ended @Butterfly88 just didn't know when to stop and she became totally and utterly obsessed in the project which she continued alone. Every single day she travelled around different parts of the country with wireless beard clippers trying to get samples from every bearded person she met, usually against their will and this caused @Butterfly88 to be arrested on multiple occasions. Sadly nothing could keep @Butterfly88 away from her obsession and she continued even after being given conditional bail and ordered by the court never to be in possession of any beard cutting devices while she completed a full mental health and psychological assessment. Before long she was arrested yet again after a shocked and disturbed businessmen called 911 to report being chased by a psychotic women with beard clippers down the street and she was this time institutionalised in a home for the mentally ill where they're hopeful she will overcome her obsession with the right care and treatment.
 
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@pjcnet loves to have the shortest posts ever. He goes so far as to use contractions for words and will avoid using adjectives just so he is simple and to the point. He doesn't say good morning, he just says morning. He doesn't say turn left, he says go left so he can save two letters in his post.
 
@Butterfly88's special interest includes being obsessed with proving to the world that Santa Claus jobs are sexist because women don't have equal opportunities to work in Santa Claus positions. She states that over 97% of Santa Claus positions are filled by men when women can actually do the job just as well, if not better and she is very upset that even when women are occasionally portrayed as Santa Claus they're not taken seriously and are usually instead dressed as sex objects for men. In fact she goes around protesting, dressed as Santa Claus to make her point even when it's not Christmas and she just wants to be taken seriously.

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@Butterfly88 dressed and ready to out protesting.
 
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@pjcnet is the man who stood in front of me in the chips shop fifteen years ago and ordered 15 fish and chips,a sausage,spam fritter and 3 lots of mushy peas. He knew i was in a hurry and did it deliberately. Im convinced the threw it all in the bin.
It took nearly ten minutes,for goodness sake. Pure evil.
 
@Flinty's real name is Nathaniel and his interests include being in a full blown loving relationship with his "1998 Chevy Monte Carlo" car which he calls "Chase". In fact the relationship has gone on for well over 5 years so far and he buys it gifts, takes it out on dates and is even intimate with it.

@Flinty insists that this is true love.
 
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pjcnet interests include shark-cage diving, minus the cage, and baking cookies in the shape of Stephen Seagal's ponytail.
 
@Flinty regularly sends letters to Tom Baker asking him to become Doctor Who again and also to Michael Crawford asking to play Frank Spencer again in a new TV series of 1970s British sitcom Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

In fact @Flinty's interest in Michael Crawford replaying Frank Spencer became such an obsession that he bought tickets for Phantom of the Opera in the latter half of the 1980s when the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical starred Michael Crawford. Unfortunately he got thrown out by security after constantly shouting and doing Frank Spencer impressions throughout the performance, @Flinty truly believed that Micheal Crawford would be so impressed that he might listen and decide to play Frank Spencer again. @Flinty however wasn't to be outdone and hung around the stage door waiting for Michael Crawford to come out after the performance so he could finally get his point across, unfortunately despite his best efforts he was held back by security and Michael only seemed to ignore him as he shouted Frank Spencer jokes and impressions once again.

Since then @Flinty has been sending messages and letters to Michael Crawford every single day and has been following him around the world. @Flinty has on a number of occasions tried to push his way into Michael Crawford's path before security could remove him and unfortunately this obsession started getting him arrested. After years of still refusing to stop despite receiving a caution followed by various court fines and orders to stay away from Michael Crawford, he has now been arrested yet again and this time stands accused of stalking the celebrity for over 30 years as well as breaches to previous court orders. Due to his past convictions and breaches of bail conditions he has this time been remanded in custody pending pre-case psychological reports and is awaiting a court date.

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Michael Crawford.

@Flinty is now hoping that his trial for stalking Michael Crawford will become high profile and will get the full attention of the celebrity, now he thinks he's really got a chance to get Michael Crawford to finally listen.


A clip from Phantom of the Opera starring Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman, you'd think that if @Flinty was going to stalk anyone it would be Sarah lol! You can understand why shouting out Frank Spencer jokes and impressions didn't go down too well at the performance.


A clip from the BBC TV classic 1970s sitcom Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em starring Michael Crawford that @Flinty still desperately wants to bring back with the original actor who is now 75, but @Flinty still won't give up.
 
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@pjcnet recently heard the song "Midnight Star" by Weird Al Yankovic for the first time and is now trying to start up an actual magazine by that name. Of course, most of you know how successful new magazines are these days.
 
@Flinty's interests continue to include plotting against ASPIESCentral trying to bring the server down and he actually succeeded again earlier today.

In the past ASPIESCentral had to redirect via Cloudflare for DDoS protection entirely because @Flinty kept attacking using his botnet with ever changing IP addresses, then he attacked the webserver with multiple instances using virtually all the server's processing time forcing the admins to install additional webserver security plugins and to harden the settings in order to mitigate it. @Flinty however still spends many hours each day just looking for a vulnerability in ASPIESCentral and finally after lots of hard work he happened to find a way in today when he promptly brought the site offline. @Flinty could have dumped the databases and wiped the entire server forcing admins to completely restore the system to an earlier time, but luckily an admin noticed the site had gone off line, realised it could be their well known attacker and quickly shut the server down completely before he had the opportunity saving a lot more issues. The site was down for quite a few hours while admin improved security further before bringing the site back online, @Flinty however will never give up.

Unfortunately even though the staff know there's a relentless attacker who is obsessed with bringing the server down, they still don't realise it's actually @Flinty who never uses his personal IP address when he attacks.

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@Flinty is already looking for another way to bring the servers down.
 
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@pjcnet is writing a new national anthem for France. His first attempt, La Niçoise, didn't work as a national anthem, although three different canned tuna producers are bidding for the rights.
 
@Flinty interests include spending many years building a home made submarine in order to explore what he sees as a bottomless lake where he says he will discover a new land where the norms of society are backwards.

His idea and obsession was inspired by a novel written by J. E. Preston Muddock in 1905 named "The Sunless City" for short. The full name of the novel is "The Sunless City: From the Papers and Diaries of the Late Josiah Flintabbatey Flonatin". The novel was only meant to be fiction, but @Flinty has taken it much too literally and he is absolutely convinced that it's real. @Flinty argues that it was only released as a fictitious novel because they wanted to cover up the fact that it truly happened, he insists that "The Sunless City" really exists and is absolutely determined to prove it by following in Josiah Flintabbaty Flonatin's footsteps.

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@Flinty testing an early prototype of his home made submarine in the "bottomless lake".

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The fictional character Josiah Flintabbaty Flonatin that @Flinty believes was real.

In fact Josiah Flintabbaty Flonatin, the main character from the novel is also the namesake for the city of Flin Flon in Manitoba, Canada and @Flinty's avatar is a photo of this cartoon statue of the character in the same city. @Flinty also chose his name based on this character's middle name and like's to be called this in real life too. Unfortunately however even this is starting to go much too far as @Flinty is now going around wearing similar clothes, glasses and hat as portrayed in the statue, plus he's thinking of officially changing his real name to Josiah Flintabbaty Flonatin with a new birth certificate. He's even started eating lots fatty foods on purpose hoping to put weight on so he has a similar build. He says that he wants to look exactly like him when he finally launches his submarine mission to "The Sunless City", I only hope he manages to fit through the submarine hatch.
 
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pjcnet is working night and day to find out what Colonel Sanders secret recipe is. He is also interested in finding out who is Ronald McDonald's tailor, and in which country the Burger King actually rules over.
 
@i-wanna-blue interests include working as an independent spy on the Russians, well he says he will be when he saves up enough money to travel over there. His project will be to spy on Russian scientists who have developed new spacecraft windows as seen in @i-wanna-blue's avatar for use in their new generation manned transport spacecraft.

@i-wanna-blue however truly believes this technology and much more was really taken from crashed alien spacecraft that were found in the Siberian area of Russia, in fact he's now totally convinced that the Russians actually more recently found an alien survivor still inside one of the spacecraft who has agreed to assist them in return for them taking him home. He warns that the Russians intend to use this technology to create and travel through an artificially generated worm hole in space to arrive many billions of light years away where they intend to meet with alien leaders on their own home planet in order to negotiate an alliance against the United States of America, Europe and the rest of the entire world when they intend to return and invade our planet. He says the full blown invasion is due to start early in the morning on Sunday July 4th 2021 when everyone who has been laughing at him up until now will be truly sorry. @i-wanna-blue says he must expose the Russians and their evil plan before it's too late and we must all prepare to fight off an imminent invasion.

According to @i-wanna-blue a secret video shows the first of 3 crashed alien spacecraft found by the Russians over the last 50 years, but there was apparently one discovered much more recently where he believes they found the alien survivor, he also believes that there's been a couple of hundred that have returned home successfully after numerous pre-invasion reconnaissance missions:


@i-wanna-blue is now also obsessed with storing food, other valuable resources, collecting weapons and not least building an underground bunker ready for the great alien invasion of 2021. He was asked how he knows all this information, he said "my spirit guide told me".
 
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@Riley's interests include chasing Chris O'Donnell who played Robin in the movie Batman & Robin (1997) and her favourite scene is when Robin kisses the character known as Poison Ivy in the movie, see below:


Now @Riley truly believes that if she dresses up as Poison Ivy just like Uma Thurman did in the movie (see @Riley's avatar) and manages to get close enough to Chris O'Donnel he won't be-able to resist her mystical charm and will be instantly drawn to her despite the age difference and the fact that he is married with 5 children. @Riley then fully expects him to immediately leave his wife Caroline Fentress who she utterly despises to live happily ever after with her instead.

@Riley now spends every single day trying to work out where Chris O'Donnel will be travelling to next as well as perfecting her Poison Ivy outfit for the big occasion. Unfortunately for her the celebrity only makes very rare public appearances that are surrounded by high security, but @Riley will not give up easily.
 
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