Joel's Hear
I'm here, at least for now
I needed a printer to print out some Greek song lyrics because it racks my MS to the point it feels like I'm being waterboarded to write things out with a pen. So I walked to the grocery store and saw the unit in the picture marked down from $170 to $80 and I was like, "SCORE!" It looked small enough to carry so I went and bought my groceries and came back and bought it.
Now, I'm a bit overconfident sometimes. But I wasn't at all as I lifted that sucker into my cart. So much heavier than it looks. And I have four kids so obviously I had a few groceries with me, though I was trying to go light. I don't have a car, of course. I live 1.4 miles from the store and walk both ways. But what am I going to do? Leave all my stuff? Call a cab? Too unsocial for a cab.
I did make it home, though--all 1.4 miles. And I have the printer. Not sure if I'll ever be the same, though. I've been sore since and feel somewhat like Gumby. But that's the smallest of my problems, so I thank God I at least can make light of the lesser of my miseries.
Thanks for listening to my rant. Look at the printer... Just sittin' there looking all smug like, thinking, "Yeah, I broke your back. What you gonna do?"
Now, I'm a bit overconfident sometimes. But I wasn't at all as I lifted that sucker into my cart. So much heavier than it looks. And I have four kids so obviously I had a few groceries with me, though I was trying to go light. I don't have a car, of course. I live 1.4 miles from the store and walk both ways. But what am I going to do? Leave all my stuff? Call a cab? Too unsocial for a cab.
I did make it home, though--all 1.4 miles. And I have the printer. Not sure if I'll ever be the same, though. I've been sore since and feel somewhat like Gumby. But that's the smallest of my problems, so I thank God I at least can make light of the lesser of my miseries.
Thanks for listening to my rant. Look at the printer... Just sittin' there looking all smug like, thinking, "Yeah, I broke your back. What you gonna do?"