If you were given the chance to go do anything you wanted...

[Fridgemagnetman]

He was also my favourite comedian on the show. He had a different crazy entrance each time.
Things like when he took up swimming in the east river, and had skin rashes as a result. When he discovered costo, and began eating large commercial cans of food, because they were expiring. When he decided to rent his apartment to japanese tourists and made beds for them in his large bureau. He was incredibly different and funny.

Theres an episode where George was pretending to be a marine biologist.
Kramer had being firing golf balls out to sea.
The story links together when a whale is found stranded. Someone shouts out as george and his girlfriend are walking past. 'Is there any hear who's a marine biologist?'

 

[dragoncat16]

Ever since I was little I would see Monks and I was just memorized. Maybe it was because they were mostly solemn and quiet (like me)... Maybe it was because I noticed they tend to be watchful of every move they make... However I was never into the religion, but instead the workings behind it...

Please don't be offended. Its not that I "hate" religion at all - I just had to dig past ALL of it, to find what I was searching for.

So today if I had no limits, no restrictions I would want to be a sort of "monk," (so to speak) but not your ordinary monk... No not Chance... I'm too weird for that.

I would have too create this "monkness" It would need to fit a specific lifestyle, created by openminded kindness.

See there would be no leader or hierarchy... No money tricks, no begging from people, no guilt trips...
Its not even on that level of existence... If its real it would create its own way, it always does...

Even inside there is no "great one" no leader, no servants, we are all equals but take turns being of service and of leadership.

The Monk with the best idea of greatness would be head monk for the day, week, month, year. A Challenge would be set to always provide a higher state of being, and to give back what was taken. We would promote things like "farm to fork," respect for the environment... Never an agenda... If you cut down 1 tree replace it with 2, just simple stuff like that. As for doing what monks do... Well it gets a little "mystical" there.

We would just be normal people by day, and Monks when we are doing "Monkness". Nothing weird, nothing strange even. It would be a very open society, not secretive, or illusive.

In this Priory, we would behold to the smoldering spark of what once was the Universal Light of the Great Ancients," the One light that was the cause of "ALL THAT IS" (GOD, Father, Abba, Elohim, Allah, Brahman, the Atum, IAM, Creator, Source, The Universe - whatever you feel comfortable with) . This all goes beyond any religion, or doctrine of today and even co-mongles creation with an honest view of evolution. This is the knowledge of old before religions ever came to be. So there is a freedom in that. An innocence, a freshness, a relief.

See in this there is no external savior (per say) because there is no religion to build a mulit-billion business upon that sways governments and mens pocket books. That never means Jesus wast a very important being or that his words should ever be overlooked... Which is exactly what most all churches have done to make themselves relevant to those who keep the "business" going...

The one truth is simple... There is no beginning or ending because its an eternal loop. There is also "laws" (constructs-agreements) not of men that govern the whole universe, even the heart that beats in our chest.
Those are the "laws" that govern who I am, who I become, and they are Universal, not worldly - so for instance the law of gravity doesn't apply except for planet earth. See you have to start thinking very different. And this so called LAW of ATTRACTION is very real, but not a Universal Law. It is instead a meshing of them, so its a silent Law, often with a big mouth and empty pockets... Also being formed into a religion...

We forget who we are... We are eternal beings wrapped in this earthy meat suit to experience LIFE. We lost the true definition of living a very long time ago. I want to bring it back where it can be felt within... Like I feel it sometimes and I know how to do it, just cant do it on demand...

We are living a micro-second of a time where there is no time. The definitions are not as we think... Not even close in most cases...

Heaven and hell are back to simple energy levels. Light and darkness are high and low frequencies. Good and bad are thoughts that travel throughout the energy fields and are only there as contrast to even know what is what.

Its not hard... Just very hard for preconditioned guilt ridden people to grasp. Yet we all KNOW this when we are back to our non-physical selves... Some of us maybe just didn't forget all of it when we went physical (like we are supposed to... or are we supposed too?)

So sure all the teaching of the ancients are allowed simply because they ALL carry that same common thread once the religions and mans doctrines are removed. The real teachings of Jesus Christ or (Yahshua Ha Masheiac) would be known once more, taught and used (which include white alchemy which was his first "miracle"). Yet also the teachings of Buddha, the Tao, ZEN, even dive into the Greek gods and where they found their vast wisdom, and much more....

There would be nothing banned... It would have a vast library of all sorts of books about LIFE at every level.
Every technological tool we needed to create a book which I will not give the title because I have been writing it since I was 15. Lets just say its a book for the ages, something no one will ever forget if they ever read it...

Study of anything would be allowed... if it was to find greatness within it.

If we wanted to look into Islam we would look for "the specific common thread" (which is there by the way), not what is (or might be wrong with it). If we wanted to look into Zen Buddism and learn to find what we are searching for by surprise then so be it. The COMMON THREAD is the ruler of mindfulness... No one man owns the rights to that "Eternal Thread", therefore no one man is ruler over another, but rules by his kindness to all he has learned...

This monk thing... It most likely would be my secret obsession, beyond any physical ones I have.

I would call this "mystic monks" but there are already a real mystic monks monastery and they sell coffee also... So I don't have a name.... : (

Maybe I could find a castle... and make it like a Bed and Breakfast or vacation learning experience. It needs to be in the mountains but also near big water (ocean preferably) ... I don't think I would have many visitors these days... but who knows??

I guess we could sell weed, get us a swami, a shaman, a witch doctor, a wizard, and some fine witches also... This could be quite a place when a specific task is in mind... or we might be making our own aurora borealis every night....

Yep I have some really big big deep dreams... Yet in some freakish way... they could be as real as this Mac Book...

This is cool. This is the type of thinking I'd be doing to pass the time on my spacecraft. I've had ideas about this type of thing for some time. Religion without all the bad stuff associated with religion (people searching for truth rather than thinking themselves better than others). I'm pretty sure that gravity obeys the same laws on all planets though (but not in all universes).

 

[Chance]

This is cool. This is the type of thinking I'd be doing to pass the time on my spacecraft. I've had ideas about this type of thing for some time. Religion without all the bad stuff associated with religion (people searching for truth rather than thinking themselves better than others). I'm pretty sure that gravity obeys the same laws on all planets though (but not in all universes).

I just try and be as real with my life as possible, knowing I'm not perfect, cant be perfect, done even want to be perfect - because I would have no reason to exist and it would be the most boring of existence...
Its navigating the constant change in contrast that gives us our purpose... Some see it as a search for perfection, I simply cant.

As far as Gravity, sure there is a so called "law of gravity" but its planet specific therefore not a static Universal Law... but yet it is on a planet by planet level... Simple example moon very little gravity, Earth is what it is, Neptune? maybe not sure... Massive massive gravity field...

 

[clg114]

If I'm sounding like an episode of Seinfeld, I assure you it's purely coincidental as I've only seen it once or twice. Not because I didn't think it was funny but it was on commercial TV in Oz and I can't stand the ads so never watch.

I also hate the ads on TV. I hate them so much that I pay extra on the cable bill for the ability to record any show. I set the recordings once a week for all the shows that we want to watch for the next week. We can watch them at any time that we like, pause at any time and best of all, fast forward through all the ads. I will even record late football games and watch them first thing in the morning. My wife records all of her daytime shows and watch's them at her convenience.

 

[dragoncat16]

As far as Gravity, sure there is a so called "law of gravity" but its planet specific therefore not a static Universal Law... but yet it is on a planet by planet level... Simple example moon very little gravity, Earth is what it is, Neptune? maybe not sure... Massive massive gravity field...

The acceleration due to gravity (g) is different on the surface of each body, but it can be completely determined by Newton's law of universal gravitation, which depends on the mass and radius of the planet in question. The moon is much less massive than the earth which makes the value of g only 1/6 that of Earth. Mars has a g of around 1/2 that of Earth, if I'm remembering right. All of that can be determined from a simple formula and the universal gravitational constant G, which is constant throughout the universe. Jupiter (and Neptune) is much more massive than Mars or Earth so has a much greater value of g, which doesn't mean a lot because it wouldn't be very pleasant there (those planets are gas giants). Earth is the most massive rocky planet in the solar system and therefore has the greatest gravity of any body we could actually stand on.

 

[Beguiling Orbit]

Ever since I was a small child, I've wanted a multi-million $ mansion that has lots of secret rooms and passageways. I would mostly live in these hideaways and nobody would ever find out about them except for me, my pets and maybe a few special people like the pizza delivery person.

 

[Joel's Hear]

I would build a house for my family and a hobbit hole for myself. I would grow blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, basil, potatoes, chickens, weed, and possibly peaches and melons. I would romp through the woods with my kids and friends and maybe fly into the air with helium balloons.

 

[OlLiE]

start a powerful lobbying group to:
- replace 'salesman' personalities in all positions of importance in business, the legal profession and all branches of the government
- to obligate governments to do what is right for the population in the long term, i.e. rather than short term decisions for popularity - and find a way to allow politicians to do the right thing without the threat of losing office because of it because the measure isn't 'popular'
- make a cost/benefit analysis for every government employee's or elected official's or committee member's (etc) job and or department and act accordingly
- decide what is and what isn't a public service, ie establish focus, and do those public services right - law enforcement, fire depts, education and public health would be preferred public service
- make musicians personally liable for sexist and violent lyrics - criminalise dehumanising 'art'
- re-evaluate the law books: decide which laws are relevant and enforce them to the letter, delete all the rest
- find a balance between protectionism and globalism, to ensure improvement through competition but also to ensure that the available jobs match the skills make up of the population (not every1 can or wants to work in IT)
- pass a law that prevents publicity targeted at children
- pass a realistic and fair immigration law and then enforce it rigorously
- move away from replacing people by ICT, efficiency gains should stop at a certain point when it comes at the expense of humans
- ...

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

11. Put@OILiE in charge of the original earth humans.

 

[Chance]

start a powerful lobbying group to:
- replace 'salesman' personalities in all positions of importance in business, the legal profession and all branches of the government
- to obligate governments to do what is right for the population in the long term, i.e. rather than short term decisions for popularity - and find a way to allow politicians to do the right thing without the threat of losing office because of it because the measure isn't 'popular'
- make a cost/benefit analysis for every government employee's or elected official's or committee member's (etc) job and or department and act accordingly
- decide what is and what isn't a public service, ie establish focus, and do those public services right - law enforcement, fire depts, education and public health would be preferred public service
- make musicians personally liable for sexist and violent lyrics - criminalise dehumanising 'art'
- re-evaluate the law books: decide which laws are relevant and enforce them to the letter, delete all the rest
- find a balance between protectionism and globalism, to ensure improvement through competition but also to ensure that the available jobs match the skills make up of the population (not every1 can or wants to work in IT)
- pass a law that prevents publicity targeted at children
- pass a realistic and fair immigration law and then enforce it rigorously
- move away from replacing people by ICT, efficiency gains should stop at a certain point when it comes at the expense of humans
- ...

Can we start your Presidential campaign here and now... ??? Not really too much of a joke.

 

[Mr Allen]

Go back to around June 1991 when I was doing my GCSE exams and pass at least Maths and English if nothing else, daft thing is, I can do sums in my head almost literally with my eyes shut, but put a page of written sums in front of me and I can't do it.

Also, I would go back to the day I finally left school and let all the rage I felt from 5 years under Mrs Sandra Freeman in the "Unit" fly free from my mouth, I was leaving anyway so her reaction wouldn't have mattered.

And finally, I would go back to Valentine's Day 1991, which fell on a Wednesday as I recall, the day my ex kind of said to me "Are we getting married then?" and I'd have said "Yes".

 

[Cinnamon115]

I would just go climb a bunch of trees and not let anyone bother me or say I'm too old to be doing something like that.

 

[Chance]

I would just go climb a bunch of trees and not let anyone bother me or say I'm too old to be doing something like that.

I got rope... But probably not enough coordination to be playing Tarzan... : )

 

[Jennacide]

Id go live in the bush near the sea away from civilisation with my cats and loved ones.
Or
World domination