I've just put a pair of socks on my head.

[Fridgemagnetman]

Mary has said its valentines day.

All I can think of is the glory days.

When I used to balance cups of coffee or tea on my head.

Live your life before marriage people.

 

[Mia]

I rolled up some socks and placed them on my husband's head, he asked me why, then said his head was nice and warm. If you let them unroll a little, down the sides it looks like the sixties with long hair all over again. Then you can say 'Groovy.'

 

[Ken S.]

@Mia

 

[Gracey]

And why not eh?

"you only live once"

"He who dares..."
(gets glared at )

"Try six impossible things before bedtime"

"A bird in the hand shouldn't throw stones in watched kettles"


If you don't attempt to balance socks on your own or loved ones head,
On Bird feeders and tropical fish tanks,
On grids and man-hole covers,
On Great Aunts and small children
then the truly great things in life are just passing you by

 

[Aspychata]

I missed the poll on this: take the socks off,leave the socks on, or cancel Valentine's day?
My big question? Were they matching socks? Because unmatched socks means you have sunk to a new low. Matched socks means you are okay!

 

[Nervous Rex]

You should only put socks on your head if you're built upside down - that is, if your nose runs and your feet smell.

 

[Streetwise]

Oh dear, I fear he's lost it entirely.

no very very normal if your English women for some reason put knickers (underwear that covers the buttocks and the front part )on their head socks apparently attract Englishman

 

[Gracey]

Not ALL English women do that

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

The question in my head was

"How do I confirm if there are people as mad as me?"

Thanks for joining in everybody

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Not ALL English women do that

Oh. Someone is pretending a little too hard to be posh.

 

[Gracey]

I'm really not

I wouldn't dream of wearing knickers on my head.

In the same way I wouldn't leave the house to go shopping in my pyjamas.
(which seems to be a trend)

 

[LucyPurrs]

What happened to that photo?

 

[Ken S.]

The question in my head was

"How do I confirm if there are people as mad as me?"

Thanks for joining in everybody

So this was a test? If I knew that I would have worn my Game Gitch (Saskatchewan slang for underwear) on my head.

 

[All-Rounder]

What happened to that photo?

Deleted. The socks were too revealing [of the superior intellect].

 

[All-Rounder]

When it comes to wives, the best thing that we can do is keep our mouths shut and do what we are told.

You forgot trying to breathe while you get choked with your own socks. Trying to speak like that is the least of your worries.

 

[Streetwise]

also I forgot handkerchieves

 

[Pats]

this was my first thought. lol
and you should know, the wife will always win, especially in a stare down. lol

 

[Pats]

The question in my head was

"How do I confirm if there are people as mad as me?"

Thanks for joining in everybody

I came out once with flippers, snorkel and swim mask on my way to the shower. But only my sister was there.

 

[Aspychata]

Now the fake news will begin-
Conservative socks will pay off corporate America and we will be left with Chinese knockoffs for the masses (oh wait, that happened already)

 

[clg114]

I must have been absent on the day they taught that. I thought it was my job to annoy her just enough for her to walk away shaking her head.

Happy wife, happy life. That has worked for me for a very long time.