Join in with my positive self-talk

[Fridgemagnetman]

Tell me how brilliant I am
In a myriad of different ways.

I'll start.

I'm amazing
I'm brilliant.

Is there anything I can't do?

OR
Burst my balloon of pomposity
By putting me down gently like I was a porcelain teddy bear.

 

[tree]

I thought this was a Strength Bombardment
and people were to make positive statements
that would be applicable to anyone reading
the thread....until you edited and added that
last part.

Which makes me think this is just another joke
you are trying to make, while possibly working in
some obscure profundity.

 

[LucyPurrs]

"I'm amazing
I'm brilliant.

Is there anything I can't do? "


Well, how about actually feeling that way? Is that something you can do?

 

[Gracey]

You can be whatever you’d like to be Fridge if you have the self belief and put the work in.

Apart from a chip butty or awesome.

Trying to be a chip butty would just be plain silly and I have already secured the role of awesome.
(They’re not recruiting again til next year)

In my own mind I’m awesome.


What about you?
What are you in your own mind?

 

[LucyPurrs]

You can be whatever you’d like to be Fridge if you have the self belief and put the work in.

Apart from a chip butty or awesome.

Trying to be a chip butty would just be plain silly and I have already secured the role of awesome.
(They’re not recruiting again til next year)

In my own mind I’m awesome.


What about you?
What are you in your own mind?

Pardon my ignorance Gracey but what's a chip butty? And yes, you are indeed awesome, I agree!
and P.S. a good question "what are you in your own mind?"

 

[Gracey]

Pardon my ignorance Gracey but what's a chip butty? And yes, you are indeed awesome, I agree!

fries (?) on a slice of buttered bread, folded over (to retain contents) and eaten without cutlery.

Pick it up like a slice of pizza, eaten using hands.

It’s a coronary waiting to happen

A “butty” is a sandwich.

 

[Gracey]

And yes, you are indeed awesome, I agree!
"

Thanks Lucy,
It was a hard won post.
Many candidates but I won the role

 

[Theta.G]

You make my fridge look pretty
Thanks for making my fridge look pretty

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Thanks Lucy,
It was a hard won post.
Many candidates but I won the role

Objection

You told me the wrong day for the competition

 

[onlything]

Can teddy bears be porcelain? Wouldn't it be hard to cuddle?


This thread somehow makes me want to write some poetry. Welp, that's amazing in itself.

 

[Mia]

Beneath a fridge light
intellect and wit meet so
closely intertwined.

 

[SusanLR]

Here's my favourite magnet on my fridge:

 

[Gracey]

Objection

You told me the wrong day for the competition

You snooze, you lose Mr Fridge.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

fries (?) on a slice of buttered bread, folded over (to retain contents) and eaten without cutlery.

Pick it up like a slice of pizza, eaten using hands.

It’s a coronary waiting to happen

A “butty” is a sandwich.

In what ways are you like a bacon bap?
If you're not too busy may I ask?
Is age offset with more tomato sauce,than the sandwich before last?
Is is true that many an expert application of butter
has caused many a young mans starving heart to flutter?
Tell me is it true, you're a sandwich to be savoured?
If not a pure pig,at least bacon flavored.

 

[Streetwise]

You can be whatever you’d like to be Fridge if you have the self belief and put the work in.

Apart from a chip butty or awesome.

Trying to be a chip butty would just be plain silly and I have already secured the role of awesome.
(They’re not recruiting again til next year)

In my own mind I’m awesome.


What about you?
What are you in your own mind?

and from the person who equates everything to food I haven't had a chip butty for years.
i'm now on the other side of the coronary nearly

 

[Streetwise]

In what ways are you like a bacon bap?
If you're not too busy may I ask?
Is age offset with more tomato sauce,than the sandwich before last?
Is is true that many an expert application of butter
has caused many a young mans starving heart to flutter?
Tell me is it true, you're a sandwich to be savoured?
If not a pure pig,at least bacon flavored.

May I ask were you born in America? and educated there in your childhood ?I ask because you spell flavoured in the American English way ,it intrigues me?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

May I ask were you born in America? and educated there in your childhood ?I ask because you spell flavoured in the American English way ,it intrigues me?

Yeh, mostly Americans on the site,
Yet they probably don't know what a 'bap' is nor a butty

 

[Streetwise]

Yeh, mostly Americans on the site,
Yet they probably don't know what a 'bap' is nor a butty

im more colloquial chip Sarny

 

[Streetwise]

Yeh, mostly Americans on the site,
Yet they probably don't know what a 'bap' is nor a butty

I don't know why but I always think of butty as Yorkshire

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I don't know why but I always think of butty as Yorkshire

Lancashire too