Join in with my positive self-talk

[Streetwise]

In what ways are you like a bacon bap?
If you're not too busy may I ask?
Is age offset with more tomato sauce,than the sandwich before last?
Is is true that many an expert application of butter
has caused many a young mans starving heart to flutter?
Tell me is it true, you're a sandwich to be savoured?
If not a pure pig,at least bacon flavored.

did you ever travel on the intercity ? I can't Think of the intercity without thinking of a bacon roll? I now know the smell I actually liked is tomato!

 

[Mia]

Yet they probably don't know what a 'bap' is nor a butty

Here something is made like a scottish bap, but called a bun or dinner roll. A butty is usually a bacon butty, we reserve the french fries or chips for poutine or put them in a hot dog roll with gravy and cheese and onions.

 

[LucyPurrs]

You snooze, you lose Mr Fridge.

The most perfect response Gracey!

Here something is made like a scottish bap, but called a bun or dinner roll. A butty is usually a bacon butty, we reserve the french fries or chips for poutine or put them in a hot dog roll with gravy and cheese and onions.

Here we make a sandwich with bacon, lettuce and tomato, mayonnaise on the bread. It's delicious. Never do we put French fries (chips) in a sandwich to my knowledge. But yeah, never heard the terms butty or bap before. Live and learn

 

[Streetwise]

The most perfect response Gracey!


Here we make a sandwich with bacon, lettuce and tomato, mayonnaise on the bread. It's delicious. Never do we put French fries (chips) in a sandwich to my knowledge. But yeah, never heard the terms butty or bap before. Live and learn

our chips are a different size to French fries ,they always seen to me better ,softer ,French fries are too hard!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Here something is made like a scottish bap, but called a bun or dinner roll. A butty is usually a bacon butty, we reserve the french fries or chips for poutine or put them in a hot dog roll with gravy and cheese and onions.

Locally there is the 'stottie'

Sort of a massive sized bap

 

[Streetwise]

Locally there is the 'stottie'

Sort of a massive sized bap

if you buy Panini from Lidl, it tastes exactly the same!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Here we make a sandwich with bacon, lettuce and tomato, mayonnaise on the bread. It's delicious.

A BLT.

Never do we put French fries (chips) in a sandwich to my knowledge

French fries are not chips.

All the states ive been to in America and many different types of french fry, very rarely am I given chips.

Chips reign supreme.
French fries destroy the soul of the potato.
I am almost at the point of time travel so I can dissuade Walter Raleigh from the horrors that have befallen us.

Fish and chips is far more popular in america now,so at least there are valiant attempts.

I generally do at least twice or thrice fried chips.

 

[Streetwise]

Locally there is the 'stottie'

Sort of a massive sized bap

which do you think is better the stottie from Greggs or from the supermarket

 

[Progster]

chips + butty = loads of calories, and more calories. No thanks.

 

[LucyPurrs]

We digress. The big questions are "What are you in your own mind? per Gracey, and "Can you actually feel this way?" per me. (After all you started this thread so you are accountable XD!)

Just to keep this thread on track I'm going to google the difference between chips and fries and see if time travel is really necessary

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

which do you think is better the stottie from Greggs or from the supermarket

My local Baker 20 years ago, the last time I bought one.

 

[LucyPurrs]

OK I don't recommend Mc Donald's fries then. Ask for home fries but most places don't make them that thick. This is my last digression from this important topic!!!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

The big questions are "What are you in your own mind

An empty mirror.

For who am I without any relationship to everything else?

Can you actually feel this way?" per me

I can walk this way....

Does anyone need to feel that way ?

I'm all for feeling more relaxed.

Do we need to attach ourselves to the idea of we are good,we are awesome..
When often the attachment to being good leads to an attachment to the bad.

Feelings are perhaps like a circle of yin and yang
One dependant on the other.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

OK I don't recommend Mc Donald's fries then. Ask for home fries but most places don't make them that thick. This is my last digression from this important topic!!!

Hardly. We are nothing without chips.

All part of how agriculture developed a surplus to create modern society in part.
Mixed in with nefarious social means to ascertain the most trustworthy source of chips.

Chips and gossip.

Foundations of modernity.

 

[LucyPurrs]

pffft! You brought it up. What does it all mean? Anything? or are you giving us smoky mirrors?
I ask a simple question, you give a mysterious answer.

 

[Progster]

 

[Gracey]

In what ways are you like a bacon bap?
If you're not too busy may I ask?
Is age offset with more tomato sauce,than the sandwich before last?
Is is true that many an expert application of butter
has caused many a young mans starving heart to flutter?
Tell me is it true, you're a sandwich to be savoured?
If not a pure pig,at least bacon flavored.

Not too busy
Nor bacon flavoured,
Nor pig,
Nor sandwich to be savoured.

Tis truth good sir
I’ve oftly laboured,
My bacon butties
Truly savoured,
By the great and the good,
By kings amongst men,
By the rich, by the poor;
In my kit chen.

I think flavour
Is a personal thing.
Makes one man weep,
Makes another man sing.

‘Tis consummately to be wished,
A bacon butty,
When you’re p*ssed. (Drunk)

Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths
Or a humble chip butty, fondly scoffed.

Give me a kingly, cooked spud
Grown in soil
Before shuffling off this mortal coil.

Wi bickering brattle
And application of butter,
Expertly applied
Caused no hearts to flutter.
Should it ever occur,
If that was to be,
I’d recommend an E.C.G.

 

[LucyPurrs]

Not too busy
Nor bacon flavoured,
Nor pig,
Nor sandwich to be savoured.

Tis truth good sir
I’ve oftly laboured,
My bacon butties
Truly savoured,
By the great and the good,
By kings amongst men,
By the rich, by the poor;
In my kit chen.

I think flavour
Is a personal thing.
Makes one man weep,
Makes another man sing.

‘Tis consummately to be wished,
A bacon butty,
When you’re p*ssed. (Drunk)

Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths
Or a humble chip butty, fondly scoffed.

Give me a kingly, cooked spud
Grown in soil
Before shuffling off this mortal coil.

Wi bickering brattle
And application of butter,
Expertly applied
Caused no hearts to flutter.
Should it ever occur,
If that was to be,
I’d recommend an E.C.G.

Oh Gracey! You're the bomb! That's the best poetic satire yet!!!! You have the talent!!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Not too busy
Nor bacon flavoured,
Nor pig,
Nor sandwich to be savoured.

Tis truth good sir
I’ve oftly laboured,
My bacon butties
Truly savoured,
By the great and the good,
By kings amongst men,
By the rich, by the poor;
In my kit chen.

I think flavour
Is a personal thing.
Makes one man weep,
Makes another man sing.

‘Tis consummately to be wished,
A bacon butty,
When you’re p*ssed. (Drunk)

Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths
Or a humble chip butty, fondly scoffed.

Give me a kingly, cooked spud
Grown in soil
Before shuffling off this mortal coil.

Wi bickering brattle
And application of butter,
Expertly applied
Caused no hearts to flutter.
Should it ever occur,
If that was to be,
I’d recommend an E.C.G.

Awesome was I but just playing,
many would thought me in saying ,
but as my worthy found less, my diss found it's dress,
our Gracey stept into the faying.

Homonym do deh de Doo Doo
Homonym...

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Awesome was I but just playing,
many would thought me in saying ,
but as my worthy found less, my diss found it's dress,
our Gracey stept into the fraying.

Homonym do deh de Doo Doo
Homonym...

The word I was actually thinking of was

feign. --might work, I'll drop the 'r'
Archaic usage


fān/
verb

1. pretend to be affected by (a feeling, state, or injury).
   "she feigned nervousness"
   synonyms: simulate, fake, sham, affect, give the appearance of, make a pretense of More
   • archaic
     invent (a story or excuse).
   • archaic
     indulge in pretense.