Sensitive Topic ‘Medic’ who says he can cure Ebola, Aids and autism with bleach enema is coming to the UK

[Christopher Nicholson]

Where do I sign up for the snorting of cinnamon and rubbing of glitter in my eyes treatment? What would be my co-pay?

I wouldn't waste my time trying to make sense of this nonsense.

 

[Christopher Nicholson]

Well I did it. I bought a coffee cake muffin from dunk'n donuts and I snorted it. I think there is cinnamon in it. At first I thought it worked because it burned and I figured I should go to the hospital and at the hospital there are lots of people and I would be socializing which would of cured my asperger's! But I then sneezed and I was fine and I are the muffin. When I get paid I will try 2 muffins.

 

[tree]

Well I did it. I bought a coffee cake muffin from dunk'n donuts and I snorted it. I think there is cinnamon in it. At first I thought it worked because it burned and I figured I should go to the hospital and at the hospital there are lots of people and I would be socializing which would of cured my asperger's! But I then sneezed and I was fine and I are the muffin. When I get paid I will try 2 muffins.

A fine scientific approach.
First trying one and seeing if you survived.
Next time 2 muffins.
One for each nostril.

Try to get some with a heart on top.
Then you can develop feelings.
Everybody knows asparagus people have no feelings.
No feelings, no sense of humor, no insight.....

 

[Christopher Nicholson]

We need a control group, anyone with a NT friend up to the challenge? We just need to find someone with deep pockets to buy us muffins.

 

[tree]

We need a control group, anyone with a NT friend up to the challenge? We just need to find someone with deep pockets to buy us muffins.

ALL POINTS BULLETIN
Serious Business $$$

 

[AsheSkyler]

My tongue would go to war with my nose if I let it have all the confectionery goodness.

 

[tree]

My tongue would go to war with my nose if I let it have all the confectionery goodness.

Like this?

 

[Christopher Nicholson]

If muffins have the power to cure asparagus we must be careful. Sniff one and eat one I guess. Get your credit card ready. I have not found monetary support yet, and the muffin man is not returning phone calls.

 

[tree]

If muffins have the power to cure asparagus we must be careful. Sniff one and eat one I guess. Get your credit card ready. I have not found monetary support yet, and the muffin man is not returning phone calls.

Maybe we should get a second opinion.
Have a consultation...

 

[AsheSkyler]

Like this?

The disturbing thing is I can actually touch my nose like that without help from fingers or anything. XD

 

[Christopher Nicholson]

If you want in on this study you need to control the tongue thing. We need to make sure the cinnamon stays in your nose. It's vital.

 

[tree]

There is a need to establish a source for Glitter.
Who among the members interested in participating in the Cinnamon/Glitter Cure for Asparagus is
also an accomplished Unicorn Wrangler?

 

[SignOfLazarus]

Why do all the exceptionally crazy people originate from the USA? Are we in some way encouraging this kind of behaviour?

Well. I...
umm
mmm...

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There is a need to establish a source for Glitter.
Who among the members interested in participating in the Cinnamon/Glitter Cure for Asparagus is
also an accomplished Unicorn Wrangler?

Holy Out of Control Glitterous Amusement Batman [that totally worked]
I starting writing all these things having to do with sparkly sunshiny happy fun goodness because the unicorn... hypnotized me I think.

Now all I can think is pixy stix.
What were we looking for again?

 

[tree]

Now all I can think is pixy stix.
What were we looking for again?

Not this....OUR RECIPE GARDEN: Lip Balms - using Vaseline
unless you are looking for a happy fun pixie/kool-aid lipbalm for the unicorn & you to share
on a sunshiny day, once all Asparagus Syndrome People have been cured by the treatment suggested
in Post #21 (Cinnamon Snort-Glitter Rub) or by the equally reasonable:
Enema methods - MMS Wiki - Jim Humble - Genesis II Church - MMSWIKI.IS

Currently SEEKING:
Funding for Sources of Cinnamon & Glitter
Free/Volunteer Sources of Cinnamon & Glitter

 

[Christopher Nicholson]

Now we need a creepy old guy picture to make it look all offical and I think we are set!

 

[tree]

Now we need a creepy old guy picture to make it look all offical and I think we are set!

Jim Humble | Facebook
Current Facebook page

Video of J. Humble, 2008, expounding.

The Debate between HealthWyze.org and Jim Humble about whether M.M.S. is a Fraud
an article

All of the 3 links above contain images of Jim Humble.
If he is not what you had in mind ("creepy old guy"), here is:

The medical aspect of this image lends credibility,
much in the way that J. Humble's hat gives him
a 'Founder of Jurassic Park/Colonel Sanders' aura.
It is important to project the correct mystique.