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Meow
- Thread starter Mr. Stevens
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I dare someone to come up with a greater poll.
So glad you are back and well enough to offer meows! Will be thinking of you and hoping for progress in healing and strengthening yourself again.
S
Somebody's cat was just playing computer games with us swiping at the mouse telling us we humans rely on statistics too much.
Intermediate Solution:
Mr. Stevens knows of a cat that always makes either 1 or 3 meows when hungry and 4 meows when it goes to the litter box. That cat loves Autism Forums and was telling us that by hacking into people's computers and voting.
More complicated solution:
Ten humans voted, choosing all meow answers as it was choosing all or nothing for them. Two cats liked the number one meow choice as it reminded them of themselves so they voted there. Two other cats chose option three, as they loved playing Cute Cats 3 on Steam, and the other cat who voted was having a meltdown at the time with the owner so he gave them them the silent treatment by finding a way to uncheck their option four meow, knowing four was the owner's lucky number.
But, then that cat covered their tracks by rigging the poll number of voters, by somehow increasing it to four more who cast a vote, but each of those voters were to have invisible votes. This cat hoped their owner would have bad luck from now on using the number four, until all of his future expectations were met. The moral of the story thus is that cats are not only smarter than we think, but in full control.
Simple solution:
Somebody's cat was just playing computer games with us swiping at the mouse telling us we humans rely on statistics too much.
Intermediate Solution:
Mr. Stevens knows of a cat that always makes either 1 or 3 meows when hungry and 4 meows when it goes to the litter box. That cat loves Autism Forums and was telling us that by hacking into people's computers and voting.
More complicated solution:
Ten humans voted, choosing all meow answers as it was choosing all or nothing for them. Two cats liked the number one meow choice as it reminded them of themselves so they voted there. Two other cats chose option three, as they loved playing Cute Cats 3 on Steam, and the other cat who voted was having a meltdown at the time with the owner so he gave them them the silent treatment by finding a way to uncheck their option four meow, knowing four was the owner's lucky number.
But, then that cat covered their tracks by rigging the poll number of voters, by somehow increasing it to four more who cast a vote, but each of those voters were to have invisible votes. This cat hoped their owner would have bad luck from now on using the number four, until all of his future expectations were met. The moral of the story thus is that cats are not only smarter than we think, but in full control.
Roy Scheider: "We're gonna need a bigger cat box." From the movie "Jowls" (1976)
Meow..
This is a Scandinavian cat and they say Mjau, not Meow. Why is there not an option to vote for "Mjau"? This is discrimination, I'm suing someone! 
Mjau!
Mjau!
I know a good cattorney for hire.This is a Scandinavian cat and they say Mjau, not Meow. Why is there not an option to vote for "Mjau"? This is discrimination, I'm suing someone!
Mjau!
Me-mow is badass.
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