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Mr. Stevens' Office Sanctuary

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Hey chief, are we getting new equipment anytime soon? These computers look a little outdated...

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I understand about the budget and all, but really...must have spent the whole last shift getting this thing to work.
 
WildCat said:
Hey chief, are we getting new equipment anytime soon? These computers look a little outdated...

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I understand about the budget and all, but really...must have spent the whole last shift getting this thing to work.
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Im just the mascot but the big boss told me once:

"Its not outdated. Its vintage!"
 
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Do you see what happened to me? LOOK AT ME!!!

Yeah, I'm going to have a word or two with whoever made that coffee when I find out who they are :rage:
 
...that that office coffee was not, in fact, coffee, but rather a coffee-like substance with mind altering properties, designed to convert even the most hardened of wage-slaves into ruthless, soul harvesting peons.

What, he didn't read the thread? Did he not know what he was getting into? Someone should have done their research. It's too late now, for he signed his very own soul away the moment he took the job.

(cue evil laughter track)

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AH, NOW I UNDERSTAND MY TRUE PURPOSE HERE...MY DESTINY...AS A HARVESTER OF SOULS, WORKING FOR BELOW-MARKET WAGES.

ALLOW ME TO DO YOUR BIDDING, MY LORD. TELL ME WHERE THE SOULS ARE LURKING. TOGETHER, WE WILL ALL MAKE RECORD PROFITS FOR OUR MASTER @Mr. Stevens.
 
"Let the re-education begin." - Mr. Stevens, CEO of Stevens International

HOW SPLENDID, A TRAINING VIDEO. MY THIRST FOR USELESS KNOWLEDGE HAS BEEN QUENCHED, IF ONLY FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.

 
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