Name jokes

[Callistemon]

My apologies if this has a category it's actually supposed to go into - I'm new here...

We just established, in another off-topic discussion, that a man floating in the ocean is called Bob.

Given that logic, what do you call...

1) A girl with one leg shorter than the other
2) A man with a shovel
3) A man without a shovel
4) A man with leaves in his pocket
5) A woman standing in the centre of the tennis court?

And if you have any like that - let's hear'em!

 

[SimonSays]

I'd say...

1. Aileen
2. Doug
3. Douglas
4. Russell
5. Annette

Lol

What do you call a man who lets you wipe your feet on him?

 

[Luca]

What do you call a man who lets you walk on him?

Very patient

 

[Callistemon]

(Masochistic?)

Matt... (also works for "man lying on the floor")

What about a man who was nailed to the wall?

 

[Crossbreed]

What about a man who was nailed to the wall?

Art.

What do you call a dog with no legs...?

 

[Callistemon]

Mmmh. I know what to call a fly with no wings...

 

[Crossbreed]

What do you call a dog with no legs...?

Spoiler: Answer

It doesn't matter. He still isn't coming.

I know what to call a fly with no wings...

Spoiler: Answer

A walk!

 

[Luca]

What about a man who was nailed to the wall?

Crucified.

 

[Callistemon]

This was a tough guess in Australia, but would be much easier in the US since you tend to actually use that name more.

Hint: Think of 60s/70s music...

 

[SimonSays]

What do you call a dog with no legs...?

It doesn't matter...he won't come anyway!

 

[SimonSays]

What do you call a man who won't stop exercising?

Spoiler

Jim

 

[Crossbreed]

This was a tough guess in Australia, but would be much easier in the US since you tend to actually use that name more.

Hint: Think of 60s/70s music...

So Camelot is not big in Oz...?

 

[SusanLR]

What do you call a man who is stranded two times?

What do you call an honest man?

What do you call a man you don't want to see?

 

[Crossbreed]

What do you call a man who is stranded two times?

What do you call an honest man?

Spoiler

Ernest.

What do you call a man you don't want to see?

 

[Crossbreed]

Student William Knot was so lazy...
(How lazy was he?)
He signed all of his homework as "Won't...!"

 

[SimonSays]

What do you call a man you can make into anything you want?

Spoiler

Clay

 

[SusanLR]

Spoiler

Ernest.

A man stranded two times:

Spoiler

Gene.

An honest man:

Spoiler

Frank

The man you don't want to see?

Spoiler

Bill

 

[Neonatal RRT]

 

[SimonSays]

What about a man who was nailed to the wall?

Spike

 

[Crossbreed]

Reminds me of...

He is Mi and I Am Yu, Rush Hour 3 (2007)