That's one strapping mountie. I wouldn't want to break any Canadian laws infront of that guy or his horse.
I'd go out of my way to break a few laws in front of him. "Oh, officer, I didn't realize I was jaywalking in the Tundra. You mean after arresting me, you have to take me back over those mountains on horseback? Oh no, what ever can I do?"

Yosemite Sam