I was hit by a Jeep going 30 miles an hour last October feet from my house. Thankfully I made a 150% recovery and walked away with pretty much no damage, but for a time I had like ten staples in my head. It could be said that I was a metalhead in the truest sense of the word in the time after the accident.
Lucky bum! LOL I want staples, all I ever got was cat gut. Would have been great if I needed violin strings but I play keyboards and electric guitar.