Ermahgerd, my wish list is so long.
-A lighter weighted blanket. I followed a size chart that recommended 20 pounds for someone my size, but at that weight it's so heavy that it constricts my chest and makes it hard to breathe. I'm not shelling out another $400 anytime soon though.
-A fursuit. $3000 for a good one. Hard to justify spending that on something that would probably get me arrested if I went out in public, so additional costs to go to cons in faraway places. I could see being a fursuiter becoming a real money pit.
-A crappy old sports car of some kind. Not a classic, not something new, just something old that I can thrash, like an Eclipse or a Mustang or a Camaro, even a Monte Carlo, something in the $3000 range. Ehhh...those kinds of cars are sort of cop-magnets though, and I would definitely be speeding irresponsibly fast, so add the inevitable cost of speeding tickets and the additional costs to insurance associated with that. Damn I want to drive a fast car and drive it fast, though.
-Better internet. I'm really rural so my one and only option for high-speed internet is outrageously expensive.
-A badass sound system for my Escape. I want bone-rattling, stomach-turning bass, I want to sound like Godzilla coming down the street just *BOOM BOOM BOOM*. God I'm an asshole.
-A big ass gold chain. I already have a big ass gold chain, but I want a bigger one.
-More tactical pants. I bought a pair of 5.11 brand tactical pants, and they are so incredibly comfortable and awesome in so many ways, but at $50 a pop it's slightly cheaper to just Febreeze the one pair.
-Nine box fans. I plan to stack them three fans high to make a wall of fans, then align those fans in a C shape to make for the ultimate personal blow-dryer, for after when I shower. I hate being wet. Problem is the box fans I want to use are $30 a pop, plus I'd need a sizable power strip, lots of tape...it would add up and I'm not even sure if it would work. See, this is the type of thing that makes people think I'm a crackhead.
-Two more of the same fur blanket I bought on sale, only they're not on sale anymore and $60 each. I would use them as a bedspread and lounge upon a luxurious bed of fur.
-Satin sheets. Also for the luxuriousness. Also spendy.
Okay, so I need to stop now. You can tell a lot about a person from what's on their wishlist, so there you go.
-A lighter weighted blanket. I followed a size chart that recommended 20 pounds for someone my size, but at that weight it's so heavy that it constricts my chest and makes it hard to breathe. I'm not shelling out another $400 anytime soon though.
-A fursuit. $3000 for a good one. Hard to justify spending that on something that would probably get me arrested if I went out in public, so additional costs to go to cons in faraway places. I could see being a fursuiter becoming a real money pit.
-A crappy old sports car of some kind. Not a classic, not something new, just something old that I can thrash, like an Eclipse or a Mustang or a Camaro, even a Monte Carlo, something in the $3000 range. Ehhh...those kinds of cars are sort of cop-magnets though, and I would definitely be speeding irresponsibly fast, so add the inevitable cost of speeding tickets and the additional costs to insurance associated with that. Damn I want to drive a fast car and drive it fast, though.
-Better internet. I'm really rural so my one and only option for high-speed internet is outrageously expensive.
-A badass sound system for my Escape. I want bone-rattling, stomach-turning bass, I want to sound like Godzilla coming down the street just *BOOM BOOM BOOM*. God I'm an asshole.
-A big ass gold chain. I already have a big ass gold chain, but I want a bigger one.
-More tactical pants. I bought a pair of 5.11 brand tactical pants, and they are so incredibly comfortable and awesome in so many ways, but at $50 a pop it's slightly cheaper to just Febreeze the one pair.
-Nine box fans. I plan to stack them three fans high to make a wall of fans, then align those fans in a C shape to make for the ultimate personal blow-dryer, for after when I shower. I hate being wet. Problem is the box fans I want to use are $30 a pop, plus I'd need a sizable power strip, lots of tape...it would add up and I'm not even sure if it would work. See, this is the type of thing that makes people think I'm a crackhead.
-Two more of the same fur blanket I bought on sale, only they're not on sale anymore and $60 each. I would use them as a bedspread and lounge upon a luxurious bed of fur.
-Satin sheets. Also for the luxuriousness. Also spendy.
Okay, so I need to stop now. You can tell a lot about a person from what's on their wishlist, so there you go.