Riddles

[Tired]

Nothing about wombats I hope.

Huh?

 

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Huh?

Old joke comparing some men to wombats - eats roots shoots and leaves.

 

[Outdated]

Sorry, I thought everyone gave up or went to bed.

I went to bed, it was almost 2:00 am.

 

[Tired]

Old joke comparing some men to wombats - eats roots shoots and leaves.

i had to google and understand, what does "root" mean in Australian

 

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i had to google and understand, what does "root" mean in Australian

There's quite a few differences between British and US language. It always gets a laugh when someone asks what football team we're rooting for. And Americans mentioning their "fanny pack" can be embarrassing too.

 

[1ForAll]

Anyone with a new riddle feel free to post.

 

[Boogs]

Old joke comparing some men to wombats - eats roots shoots and leaves.

Sounds like nut screws washers and bolts!

 

[Boogs]

Aw sod it, best I can manage for now...

The truth is I'm self referential,
And that's my only credential.
I often confuse,
And your mind I abuse,
And I'm certainly inconsequential.

 

[Tired]

Riddle

 

[Forest Cat]

I had to google and understand, what does "root" mean in Australian

I had to google it too and I don't believe it. But I guess I have to. The Australians do call flip-flops "thongs", so something is obviously wrong down there.

 

[Boogs]

Riddle

Poo! You could at least have made one wrong attempt!

Now you've got to do one! Bwa-ha-ha!

 

[Tired]

Poo! You could at least have made one wrong attempt!

Now you've got to do one! Bwa-ha-ha!

I first wanted to say "Boogs", but it would be untrue to say that you're inconsequential heh
Sorry, I don't have a riddle rn, make another one because this one didn't last long

 

[1ForAll]

Poo! You could at least have made one wrong attempt!

Now you've got to do one! Bwa-ha-ha!

My first guess would likely have been that too, as much earlier in the thread you mentioned your mind was going batty from trying to solve a riddle

 

[Boogs]

untrue to say that you're inconsequential heh

But but but...
I've spent years learning to be inconsequential! Are you telling me I've failed, my whole life is a fantasy?

 

[Boogs]

My first guess would likely have been that too, as much earlier in the thread you mentioned your mind was going batty from trying to solve a riddle

What I failed to say was that my mind is going batty regardless of any riddle, I can make anything send me insane! It's just an acquired skill y'know!

 

[Boogs]

I first wanted to say "Boogs", but it would be untrue to say that you're inconsequential heh
Sorry, I don't have a riddle rn, make another one because this one didn't last long

You only have yourself to bla...

Aaagh! Stop! Don' hit me!!!

 

[Boogs]

∆ Unintended, but satisfying!

 

[Tired]

But but but...
I've spent years learning to be inconsequential! Are you telling me I've failed, my whole life is a fantasy?

 

[Tired]

Riddle Thread definitely reminds me of a war room haha

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∆ Unintended, but satisfying!

 

[Boogs]

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Just hanging around waiting for it to finish?