SCARY STORY in 5 WORDS

[Princess Viola]

Wife screams at her funeral.

 

[Cherubino]

Hi I'm Ted Bundy

 

[Human Avatar]

My socks colors don’t match

 

[Mr. Stevens]

My socks don’t match

Equalled only by:

Then their socks were wet.

 

[maycontainthunder]

May contain thunder says BOO!

 

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Many tiny eyes reflecting light.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

His boo was his mom. (Courtsey of Sophocles)

 

[maycontainthunder]

The extremely fluffy bunny approaches....

 

[Prometheus]

She fell into the abyss

 

[Prometheus]

Mouth is screaming; no sound.

Reminds me of Harlan Ellison.

Have no mouth, must scream

 

[Kisa the tea]

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[Yeshuasdaughter]

Left sock disappeared in dryer.

 

[Catwoman]

Who's that under your bed?

 

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That's right up there with the Windows classics:

A system error has occurred.

immediately followed by

Please contact your system administrator.

 

[Catwoman]

Your eyeballs look very tasty.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Dress code will be enforced

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Midnight, she turned into creepypasta.

 

[maycontainthunder]

Terrifyingly the fridge was.... EMPTY!!!!

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

Ate cheese although lactose intolerant.

 

[maycontainthunder]

There is no chocolate left.