Share good puns and jokes.

[Streetwise]

 

[Streetwise]

 

[Streetwise]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

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The sugar one is my favorite. I could swear I have posted that before lol

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Callistemon]

- How does one know whether the toilets are for men or for women?
- The men's is on the left, because the women are always right.

 

[Callistemon]

OK, why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? ...because it is two tyred.

 

[Callistemon]

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Two sodium atoms were walking down the street together, when one of them stopped.

"What's the matter? Why are you stopping?"

"I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!"

 

[Streetwise]

The sugar one is my favorite. I could swear I have posted that before lol

I've seen variations on Ellen(de generes) don't watch now

 

[Luca]

I literally thought this was a swan. I need glasses lol

 

[Luca]

This is horrible. So why have I been laughing for the past three hours??

 

[Streetwise]

This is horrible. So why have I been laughing for the past three hours??

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Emotional lability

 

[Luca]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. And the bad translations got some things correct. Lol
This is obviously from a few years ago but it came up on my recommended feed on YouTube and I'm glad I clicked on it.

"Google Translate explains how to vote"

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Streetwise]

If youre British its more meaningful

 

[Streetwise]

 

[Streetwise]

 

[Streetwise]