Share good puns and jokes.

[dragonfire42]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[blue_bird]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

This is not a joke, but I still find it funny today.

 

[Callistemon]

I am paraphrasing a Facebook meme as to remove the profanity, so here goes.

Trojan is a terrible name for a brand of condom. It basically is named after something that penetrated the stronghold, then released thousands of little guys to make everybody’s day worse.

Very true!

And on the topic - how many condoms can you make out of a used car tyre?

Spoiler

365 if it's a Goodyear.

 

[Callistemon]

Grandkids have been here. Their latest corny jokes:

Why did the pickle close its eyes? It saw the salad dressing.

If you're Russian when you go to the bathroom and you leave the bathroom when you are Finnish, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.

Very droll. Reminds of a joke my biochemistry lecturer told us: Why aren't there many aspirins in the jungle?

Spoiler

Because the paracetamol...

 

[AprilR]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Forest Cat]

Someone is running a fake ad campaign to trick people to a website, it's just a scam. They are using the high electricity prices as bait, almost every Norwegian site I visit these days have ads that say "This device will cut your electricity cost with 90%". And then there's a picture of some wires and a lightswitch, things that in no way cuts your cost.

Today I saw a new one, the text "With this device you can save up to 90% on your next electricity bill". With a picture of a hand jamming a nail into a socket.. Now it's getting dangerous, this is not good advice. Someone is running these crazy ads everywhere.

 

[Galvatrancis]

That one gave me a small kick.

This is one in my fifth hour class.

"Why did the sick little boat go to the shore?

Because it had to see the dock."

I hope the boats fine.

 

[blue_bird]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]