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[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Crossbreed]

(Is she making a milk shake...?)

 

[NoKipAr on the run]

let me know if I've told this one:

why are monsters gay? because they hide in the closet

 

[Nervous Rex]

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why did 7 eat 9? It wanted to get 3 squared meals.

Why didn't 7 like 6? Because 6 was mean to 2 and 10.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[blue_bird]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[tree]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Nervous Rex]

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When Hydrogen Tech played Oxygen U the game had just begun.
Hydrogen racked up two fast points, but Oxygen still had none.
Then Oxygen score a single point, and thus did it remain
At Hydrogen 2 - Oxygen 1, called because of rain.

- Johnny Hart

 

[Nervous Rex]

 

[blue_bird]

 

[tree]

 

[Angular Chap]

I just won second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition.

Close, but no cigar.

 

[blue_bird]

I just won second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition.

Close, but no cigar.

Have you ever heard the rumour that Justin Trudeau is his son? Maybe he came in first place?