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So you think YOU have it bad?

Fridgemagnetman said:
So the head has not been confirmed.



The standard scale of day badness is measured in PS. Pompeii skeletons.

To define a really bad day.

For example - you got a paper cut (PC)
That gives you a PS rank of 10.

We all know there is nothing worse than a paper cut. So that represents the maximum.

An average day :

It rained on your head,you fell into a pile of eggs and your mother fell down a sinkhole.
She texted you while she was falling and, unfortunately,she is still falling.
PS= 5

You've been dead for 1500 years,your feet are gone and you're not sure if you've got a head or not.

PS=1

Does that help?
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Just read it again and I am still laughing.
 
On CBS it's titled: Exceptional find, Man crushed by huge stone trying to flee Vesuvius

The victim, who was over 30, had his thorax crushed. Archaeologists have not found the victim's head, which could still be underneath the huge rock. Officials said the man suffered an infection of the tibia, which may have caused walking difficulties, impeding his escape.
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
The feet and head may have run off to start a new life together .
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Mia said:
On CBS it's titled: Exceptional find, Man crushed by huge stone trying to flee Vesuvius

The victim, who was over 30, had his thorax crushed. Archaeologists have not found the victim's head, which could still be underneath the huge rock. Officials said the man suffered an infection of the tibia, which may have caused walking difficulties, impeding his escape.
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It sounds like that head wont be running off anywhere!
 
Fridgemagnetman said:
So the head has not been confirmed.



The standard scale of day badness is measured in PS. Pompeii skeletons.

To define a really bad day.

For example - you got a paper cut (PC)
That gives you a PS rank of 10.

We all know there is nothing worse than a paper cut.
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Stubbing your little toe when barefoot and hearing it click.
... legs buckle, you’re lying on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

(“Man down, man down”)

What would that be on the PS Scale?
 
Tom said:
Yeah, just imagine reading the morning papyrus in sunny Pompeii, and then running through an ash and rock storm followed by a blast of superheated gases that knocks you down just to end up crushed by a huge stone falling off the building onto your head. I'll venture to state no one heres day has been that bad. ;)
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Mine was a couple of days ago. Still had to go to work the next day. At least the rain did some good against the heat.
 
Gracey said:
Stubbing your little toe when barefoot and hearing it click.
... legs buckle, you’re lying on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

(“Man down, man down”)

What would that be on the PS Scale?
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Typical of you to ask such a question when I left
My chart at the office.

From memory it was about 0.45
 
I'm headin' outta here!
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