Just type out something you did today, that was completely normal for you. Something that other people would think was absolutely bizarre, and when they learned of it, they would give you the suspicious side eye.
I'll start.
I washed my hair with 1/2 cup baking soda, diluted in a gallon of warm water.
I'll start.
I washed my hair with 1/2 cup baking soda, diluted in a gallon of warm water.