Tell a lie about the person above you

[Reckoner]

Flinty is in fact the US actor Jake Gyllenhaal and is currently researching Aspergers for an upcoming role he is playing.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Reckoner has a hidden message in their avatar if you zoom in and enhance the image that reads "Boo"

 

[Reckoner]

Kisa the tea does all her typing with her nose as her fingers are made of a crumbly type of biscuit.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Reckoner is somehow psychic and knows that I use my bunny nose to type even though i never told them.

 

[Flinty]

Kisa the tea has been serving as the ASL translator for both the governors of Texas and Florida.

 

[Reckoner]

Flinty wears shoes made out of trousers, jackets made out of underwear, and socks made out of regular-looking sock material even though it's actually something bizarre.

 

[Flinty]

Reckoner owns the 7-11 in Boca Raton that has cut its prices on ice and ice cream so that they are remotely competitive with actual grocery stores.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Flinty's avatar is actually a live video feed of them. Flinty is the statue and has held that pose for many years. Flinty is able to telepathically send posts to here.

 

[tree]

@Kisa the tea is telling the truth about Flinty because
she is Flinty's mom.

 

[Flinty]

tree has no clue who Al Capp was.

 

[Kisa the tea]

Flinty doesn't realize that tree does know because we all know that it is you.

 

[Reckoner]

Kisa the tea actually likes kissing tea but is really bad at spelling.

 

[Flinty]

Reckoner finished first in the 30k run that took place just outside my apartment this morning.

 

[tree]

@Sportster loves going to WalMart so much that
the Greeter has to remind him to leave.

 

[Flinty]

tree is applying to be an elevator operator at the Empire State Building.

 

[Butterfly88]

Flinty was an alien in a former life.

 

[Sabrina]

Butterfly88's dream job is telemarketing for a mobile phone company.

 

[tree]

@Sabrina conducted a 56 hour finger painting workshop
in Dubuque last week.

 

[Sabrina]

@tree spent all last night dancing salsa at a club.

 

[Flinty]

Sabrina is a teen-age witch.