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The last thing that made you laugh

How many politicians it takes to change a lightning source?

4. Someone proposes it, the Executive (President/PM) signs the law to outlaw lightbulb, the manufacturer makes the new CFLs/LEDs (which I had changed to earlier), and the guy unfortunate enough to change the lighting source as the bulb goes out.

A very cruel joke.
 
Today I saw a commercial that advertised a new cleaning product called "IN-VINCE-ABLE!" The first name of the promoter is Vince. He was proudly self-promoting, showing off his
new cleaning product with HIS name on it!

The more he talked, and showed his product on the TV commercial, the more I couldn't contain myself! What a hilarious way to self-promotion!
 
Envisioning a black marketeer in Colorado outside a legal Pot Shop illicitly selling conventional light bulbs under his jacket. :bounce:
 
My 13-year-old American cousin was really annoyed at some nasty girl in her class who was making fun of her and put on a "fake British accent" to seem 'cool'.

I showed her this video that made me laugh because the 'British accent' is so regionally varied and often sounds so funny, and not always as 'sexy' or 'cool' as some might think :giggle2:

 
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(No offense intended to Christians, it's based on this meme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/excuse-me-sir-do-you-have-a-moment-to-talk-about-jesus-christ)
 
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Found via the Innocent Smoothies Facebook page: alternative fun suggestions for people such as myself who can't stand banal post-holiday small talk situations.
 
the last thing that made me laugh...when i watched future diary last week..why does it make me laugh? no clue it just hits my funny bone
 
I heard on the radio that there are studies being conducted on why teens drink alcohol. I have Asperger's and I could tell them exactly why. :laugh:

Hint: It's not because they're at the phase in life between childhood and adulthood where they want to carve their own niche with things like friends, dating, and acceptance, and alcohol has not only been advertised to them as fun and sexy as far back as early childhood cartoons but is obviously part of how adults gain those things in social settings like bars, parties, etc. Or because they can, and they experiment with autonomy by overriding their parents' rules.

Up next: Why do children like candy and ice cream?
 
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How many Michigan fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None at all. They decide to hire their little sister to do it :p
 
This morning I had a good chuckle with a frequent Chevron customer. He bought his usual chai black tea, his Player's Rich cigarettes, and his two granola bars. He pulled out his tea/coffee card.

I said, "Just one more tea and it will be free!" Just before he left, I quipped, "Time to get out the fireworks!" He paused briefly and gave me a pretty good belly laugh at 6:30 am!! This was a nice way to start my early morning.
 
Yesterday, my mom caught one of her cats (a neutered male) attempting to have sex with a plushie of Simba from The Lion King that she keeps at her house for my nephew. :D
 
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