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The last thing that made you laugh

While sitting my car, spotted a power walker, out for his morning exercise. In tow, he had a golden Labrador, on a lead. The walker came to an abrupt stop, when his dog spotted some nice fresh green grass and started rolling and pushing itself along the grass on its back. Didnt matter how much the walker yelled or yanked the lead, that dog wasnt going anywhere, until it had its fix. Ahhhh, its the little things
 
I HAVE GOT to have this t-shirt!
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Even though tequila is rank...
I think a significant portion of the population (including yours truly) have some...interesting...tequila stories, ha!
 
I had a couple of good one-liners from customers the past few days. We have been having a deep cold snap lately here in Golden, BC Canada.

This morning, a policeman came to the customer counter and I asked him, "Are you staying warm enough?" He said, "On my way here the Credit Union thermometer read -36C. If it got to plus 10C then we'd all die! It would be so hot!"

A couple of days ago, earlier in our cold spell, I asked an American customer if it was "cold enough for him." He replied, "I'm from Minnesota. This is a heat wave!"

Right now it's minus 27C.
 
"Classes are held from Monday to Friday, 01:00-19:30."

I'd probably have stayed in university longer if classes started at 1 AM.
 
I got out of the car, and stood right in a fire ant nest. My friends were laughing so hard at my cussing and antics I had to laugh too. Those suckers burn!
 
I got out of the car, and stood right in a fire ant nest. My friends were laughing so hard at my cussing and antics I had to laugh too. Those suckers burn!
I was at a bonfire once and they were all over the place. We poured a bunch of gasoline over the ground and lit it, AND THEY SURVIVED. Nasty little beasts.
 
One morning at work I saw a huge enclosed trailer full of snowmobiles. The Saskatchewan sledders came in to fill up their gas for their sleds and diesel for their truck. Just before they drove away, I caught this finger-written message:

"Wut is this? R u kidding me?"

I caught this message by surprise as I could not make it out right away. But the sun's light hit the trailer at the right angle. I guess the writer of the message was shocked at the size of this monster trailer, and did a lot of texting!!
 

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