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The last thing that made you laugh

Today a beige Scottish Cairn doggie laid on his back so I could rub his chest. His amazed owner told me I was an animal whisperer. Cracked me up on how cute, affectionate & gentle the dog was.
 

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I'm catching up on Ti?sto Club Life podcast and he is Dutch, so he mispronounces a lot of names or song titles because of his AWESOME accent. Well, he butchered "Mord Fustang". He said "foo-stahng". I am so glad I wasn't drinking my milk at that point... it would have been all over my iMac... LOL!!!!!
 
13 Toys from the Era of Casual Racism | Wired Design | Wired.com

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In the 1940s it was totally plausible to pitch ?Tiny Ding Dong? as the name of a tubular toy without eliciting guffaws from coworkers.
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Some of the toys didn?t take decades to cause an uproar. The ?E.T. Finger Light,? which didn?t look like a heartwarming E.T. digit so much as a wrinkly alien dildo, created a buzz upon its release in 1982, leading the company that manufactured it into bankruptcy the following year.
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Whut. :/
 
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I'm sometimes amused over the fact that people can turn the weirdest soundbytes into actual songs.


Turned into this;

 
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The day Allie Brosh fails to make me laugh is the day that my brain is so far decayed you'll have to stick a feeding tube in me and put me out to pasture in a state-run nursing home.

Hyperbole and a Half: Menace
 
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The girl that attempted to sing the Star Spangled Banner at the beginning of the Veterans Day Parade.... She needs to learn the concept of "melody that cannot be altered". She changed key THREE EFFING TIMES and didn't even start it right. It was an embarrassment....so all I could do is laugh after she was done. Oh my god....
 
I have another one for anyone that understands current/recent internet meme trends:

I was explaining to a friend jazz bassoon and how it can be really cool if you're really good at it. He responded with "Jazz bassoon? Is that supposed to be rule 34 of music or something?", which was too good to NOT post on Facebook. One of my bandmates (in her 50s) responded "why not?", obviously not understanding the concept of the post. My internet gave out on my phone for a few hours, so I couldn't even send her a link to anything rule 34- related even if I tried. I was pretty much in tears with laughter, much like the time shortly after my dad's spinal fusion surgery in 2010 where dad thought Kurt Cobain *is* one of my fiance's friends. So I had to explain that not only is Kurt Cobain an important figure in pioneering the grunge movement in music, but also committed suicide a very long time ago. And he then said "if he was still alive, do you think he'd want to be my friend?"


You can't make this up....:laugh:
 
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So I had to explain that not only is Kurt Cobain an important figure in pioneering the grunge movement in music, but also committed suicide a very long time ago. And he then said "if he was still alive, do you think he'd want to be my friend?"
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Haha, this reminded me of this clip from I'm Alan Partridge, and now that is the last thing that made me laugh. Btw, he is a character with Aspie traits:

 
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Myself, actually. I did a VERY spergy thing (happens a lot) I tripped over the last (non-existent) invisible stair. I SWEAR IT IS REAL!!! but, apparently, it only appears long enough to send me flying: especially if I'm carrying laundry. It was raining socks & undies, folks. I always get the same bruise pattern from this: I might as well just get the damned things tattooed on.
 
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Myself, actually. I did a VERY spergy thing (happens a lot) I tripped over the last (non-existent) invisible stair. I SWEAR IT IS REAL!!! but, apparently, it only appears long enough to send me flying: especially if I'm carrying laundry. It was raining socks & undies, folks. I always get the same bruise pattern from this: I might as well just get the damned things tattooed on.
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now THAT is the last thing that made me laugh.
 
I started off my day really well this morning considering how tired I was. I woke up early and did housework, organized my laundry to take to the laundrymat, made a list of groceries to pick up, sent a text message to my daughter and even had time to watch a movie before my ride came to pick me up. I was exhausted.

I was actually ready on time, and headed downstairs with my laundry to meet my ride for 1:15. I was so proud of myself for being ready early. As I was heading down the hall, I glanced through the window and thought to myself that it was awfully dark out for 1:15 pm. Then it clicked. I went back into my apartment and checked the time online.

I was ready early......12 hours early!!!! All I could do was shake my head and laugh.
 
It's too bad they didn't air that after the watershed. It might have been somewhat more interesting if they had (what? those guys are cute!).
 
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