Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks, and unnamable freaks that rape pit bulls for fun; And you ain't allowed out till you vote on what you're going to do tonight.
YOU like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation".
THEY like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.
So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to **** you with switchblades.
That's voting. You're welcome.