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The really bad advice thread

Always keep your nest egg in your bible.
People that read the bible don't steal, and people who steal don't read the bible.
Is that your bible?
 
... then you cover the balloon in applesauce, and get the baby to swallow it.
Easy Peasy!
 
"You should quit wasting your time on that stupid "Bad Advice Givers' Anonymous".
They don't help anyone.
Besides, you can control it yourself, addiction's a lie."
 
Realize material existence is illusion and the illness will dissolve alongside the delusion.

Thusly, cancer-free, homie.
 
Fino said:
Realize material existence is illusion and the illness will dissolve alongside the delusion.

Thusly, cancer-free, homie.
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I hope you know, I'm stealing this!
We should start a moveme---
:anguished::emojiconfused::expressionless:
 
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But... how can I just shoot,
slaughter, women and children
like that?

Easy! You just don't lead them so much!

Full Metal Jacket
 
I'll say "crime pays in the rear", and walk out.
Then YOU say "crime pays in the rear", and walk out. Then...
 
(pshhht) "We're taking fire, Eagle's Nest!" (pshhht)

(pshhht) "Roger that, Fox Den, fall back and take cover behind the munitions dump, over." (pshhht)
 
"Take two of these sleeping tablets at bedtime"

"okay doctor"

'bedtime' was 3 or 4am.
Had three children to get to school.

Not the best advice I've ever followed.
 
Being advised by the doctor the new meds we're trying take two weeks to get into ones system.

this will only happen if one delays taking them by two weeks.
They'll be in your system as soon as you swallow, probably in your blood stream inside 30 minutes.
 
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