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The Wrong Answer Game

maycontainthunder

maycontainthunder

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The whole point of this thread is to give utterly the wrong answer. The format is answer the question asked above then either offer the same question or come up with a new one to the next person.

Example question; How to wear socks?

Answer could be; You put them on your hands and register them for the same forum you are on.

So, starter question... How do you use a fork?
 
They are used to increase your score while playing darts.

At what point is dinner really over?
 
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In five to seven days, if you take vitamin C and get lots of rest, you should be right as rain.

Why does a baby penguin stand on its parents' feet?
 
Because they use it to power a vacuum to clean up their poo.

Why don’t fish have legs?
 
He'd say "Hey that's very cool and refreshing, got any more?"

How do I remove red wine stains from a carpet?
 
Likely because their mechanics installed collapsible doogen pins in non-collapsible doogen pin applications resulting in catastrophic failures of the bronze manifold bearings which in turn let all of the wind out of the windshields.
The fix for that is an application of OEM antenna polish to restore the shine and improve radio reception with less static.

I know, it all sounds like mechanic speak designed to confuse you and to promote a special they are offering they refer to as drain and flush wallet, but trust me, this is serious stuff.
 
maycontainthunder said:
The whole point of this thread is to give utterly the wrong answer. The format is answer the question asked above then either offer the same question or come up with a new one to the next person.

Example question; How to wear socks?

Answer could be; You put them on your hands and register them for the same forum you are on.

So, starter question... How do you use a fork?
Click to expand...
Ok, so now back to this again.
A fork can sometimes be utilized as a divining rod for electricity.
I have direct experience with this as early as age 5 when I first discovered electricity.
Next question: do any of you know the correct procedure for adjusting a connuter valve?
 
maycontainthunder said:
The whole point of this thread is to give utterly the wrong answer. The format is answer the question asked above then either offer the same question or come up with a new one to the next person.

Example question; How to wear socks?

Answer could be; You put them on your hands and register them for the same forum you are on.

So, starter question... How do you use a fork?
Click to expand...
How to wear socks? Rub them against each other until holes appear.
Why do Hamsters need a wheel inside of there cage? Because their car doesn't have room for a spare.
Why does a baby penguin stand on its parents' feet? Because their grandparent are not around.
How do you use a fork? Take the one that leads to your destination.
What would happen if you throw holy water on a demon? Robin says "Holy water, Batman! He's wet!"
 
Do any of you know the correct procedure for adjusting a connuter valve?
Some of us do.

Why don't fish have legs?
So they can't judge us.

What is a hypothalamus?
 
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