What food crimes have you witnessed/commited?

[AuroraBorealisGazer]

^ Sounds like the state fair foods we have here. I tried one or two things but the taste of fried grease over powered the actual food tastes.

 

[Joshua the Writer]

Yeah. True. At least elephant ears are actually somewhat tasty.

 

[Progster]

The worst food crime I can think of is drinking wine with coca cola. No, just no.
Also, Mars bars fried in batter.

 

[Mia]

Fortunately, according to the internet (link here) that pizzaghetti slushy isn't real:

I know it's not, although in my province there was some interest in it. They actually did a test to see if people were interested, and some were.

 

[Hylian]

Sometimes when I can't figure out what to eat, and there's not much to pick from, I'll just throw random things together.

The other week I threw a potato I microwaved, onions, canned ham, and ketchup together in a bowl, which my friend freaked out about. I've done worse, but their response leads me to believe some people would consider that a "food crime".

 

[Rectify]

The worst food crime I can think of is drinking wine with coca cola. No, just no.

Nooo.

I know it's not, although in my province there was some interest in it. They actually did a test to see if people were interested, and some were.

Noooooo.

 

[Rectify]

I eat leftovers cold, no reheating. I don't care

Me too. Sometimes I heat them - but I don't have to. Especially if I'm busy like you said.

 

[Joshua the Writer]

Me too. Sometimes I heat them - but I don't have to. Especially if I'm busy like you said.

I sometimes eat leftover pizza cold because when you microwave leftover pizza the crust becomes really chewy and nobody likes chewy crust.

 

[Joshua the Writer]

IK this is common, but I like pineapple on pizza.

This is a bit less common, but I like eating liver. Specifically fried chicken livers from Cracker Barrel.

 

[Nervous Rex]

This is a bit less common, but I like eating liver.

I grew up hating liver because my step-mom would cook it by frying it until it was so hard that you could patch a tire with it. It was always hard to chew and so dry that I needed a tall glass of water to get it down. Then one time my dad cooked a fresh deer liver over a campfire and I was surprised at how moist and tender it was. That was my first "it's all about how you prepare it" experience.

 

[Kit]

I like pine apples on pizza.

 

[Joshua the Writer]

I grew up hating liver because my step-mom would cook it by frying it until it was so hard that you could patch a tire with it. It was always hard to chew and so dry that I needed a tall glass of water to get it down. Then one time my dad cooked a fresh deer liver over a campfire and I was surprised at how moist and tender it was. That was my first "it's all about how you prepare it" experience.

Yeah. Well-made liver is actually pretty good. My family doesn't like livers based solely on what a body uses a liver for, though. Which is kinda silly, if you ask me.

 

[Ezra]

I have eaten filet mignon with ketchup.

 

[FreeDiver]

I wonder if putting soy sauce on hamburger patties is a food crime?

 

[Joshua the Writer]

I wonder if putting soy sauce on hamburger patties is a food crime?

Yes, but at least it is better than this:

I have eaten filet mignon with ketchup.

 

[VictorR]

In Hawaii, they actually use uncooked ramen for salads. So dressing soaks on ramen and it's crunchy soft. Local grinds (pidgen meaning to eat). So it's a Asian salad. Also Masubi, rice and spam with seaweed wrapper. It was all l could afford for lunch in Hawaii when l first moved there. Poutin - strange dish of french fries, gravy, maybe cheese sauce too in Minnesota, topped with a runny egg. Think it's from Canada. I actually like it on cold snow days. But l am sure it's a food crime, we should be subjected to Martha Stewart show reruns for 7 days straight as penance. A strange little place opened advertising fried oreos in my town. Food crime?

Yes, poutine is Quebecois but widely found in Canada and Canada-like places such as MN*. Gravy type can vary as can toppings but the curds are a must. I like getting poutine now and then.

I haven't had masubi in a while but I do like it when I'm looking for fast food that's not the usual American burger and fries fare.

*For pop culture reference, see How I Met Your Mother S.4 E.11

 

[AuroraBorealisGazer]

I keep coming across these heinous food crime pictures on Imgur. I'm not certain if people actually eat them or not. Here's an example:

I wonder what the green stuff is?

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Joshua the Writer]

I keep coming across these heinous food crime pictures on Imgur. I'm not certain if people actually eat them or not. Here's an example:

I wonder what the green stuff is?

This is not just a food crime! This is sacrilegious!

 

[AuroraBorealisGazer]

^ I found more info on it. Apparently it's sports thing that teams are doing at games. There seem to be multiple variations.