What is the most sweary fruit or vegetable?

[Streetwise]

Don't like sultanas? Well, you must be a figgin' raisin!

Just as bad don't like Raisins either

 

[Streetwise]

Fair point but theres a lot of turnips in sunderland.

A lot more leeks

 

[Gracey]

How is Rutabaga pronounced?
Phonetically?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Swedeing carrot fragilistic egg plant celery doscious

You banana.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

How is Rutabaga pronounced?
Phonetically?

Think its : rot - eh -bay- ga

 

[Streetwise]

How is Rutabaga pronounced?
Phonetically?

Rut a bay ga

 

[Gracey]

You banana.

Get to fennel.!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Get to fennel.!

Kumquat the fig off

 

[LucyPurrs]

How is Rutabaga pronounced?
Phonetically?

That rutaboggles my mind.

 

[tree]

This is similar to the thread in the VIP section,
except that one has the constraint of alliteration,
rather than vegetation.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

This is similar to the thread in the VIP section,
except that one has the constraint of alliteration,
rather than vegetation.

Fruit as well you peaching potato.

Still like kumquat best.

 

[Streetwise]

Fruit as well you peaching potato.

Still like kumquat best.

What about durian

 

[LucyPurrs]

What about durian

Well durian, you stink!

 

[Judge]

I only swear at fruits and vegetables when they spoil. Otherwise it's all good.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What about durian

Think the harshness of the sound.

Kumquat
Durian - more cuddly sounding despite the smell.

Kumquat also reminds me of the place in Siberia which can also be used as an alternative for a swear word ‘Yakutsk

 

[Mr Allen]

I only swear at Bananas, especially if someone eats the string off one in front of me! *shudders*, I have a thing about that!

 

[Streetwise]

Think the harshness of the sound.

Kumquat
Durian - more cuddly sounding despite the smell.

Kumquat also reminds me of the place in Siberia which can also be used as an alternative for a swear word ‘Yakutsk

It must be my mind I can make something sound like a swearword out of anything

 

[LucyPurrs]

Think the harshness of the sound.

Kumquat
Durian - more cuddly sounding despite the smell.

Kumquat also reminds me of the place in Siberia which can also be used as an alternative for a swear word ‘Yakutsk

Well durian , don't you be a figging kumquat!

 

[Judge]

Kumquat also reminds me of the place in Siberia which can also be used as an alternative for a swear word ‘Yakutsk

Which reminds me.

When or if you can swear in Klingonese, who needs earthly fruits and vegetables ?

Then again, everyone knows those fraking Klingons are full of bantha poodoo.

 

[clg114]

You complete bean. When's the last time you ate a poppycock?

It has been a long time since I have eaten poppycock. When I was a kid, I used to eat it all the time. The prize in the box used to be pretty good, but these days they are just cheap trinkets.