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What not to say to "Will you marry me"

Vinca

Vinca

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Imagine someone has just asked you to marry them.

Write a one line, really uncomfortable, funny, or completely inappropriate response.

(This is a variation on tree's thread, What not to say to "I love you". )
 
Can you gut, skin and butcher all the wild game I bring in?

If she actually answers yes, then the proposal will demand serious consideration.
 
Omega said:
Can you gut, skin and butcher all the wild game I bring in?

If she actually answers yes, then the proposal will demand serious consideration.
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This backwoods Tennesseean just happens to know some ladies who might be into that... ;)

My answer: "Sure! We could both use the tax break! Just as long as you're okay with no physical contact and living in separate homes, this is gonna be AWESOME."
 
[Will you marry me?]

You're telling it wrong.
The punch line goes at the end.
First the old guy calls the escort service
to get a date. He's shocked by the price
and asks what he can get for $2.00.
Then....
 
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