"You're in your own little world"...no, I'm not. I'm taking in everything around me, thanks for the assumption though. I get why people say this now, it has more to do with the social stuff that I apparently missed out on rather than the actual physical world around me which I'm constantly taking snapshots of. This proves that I am, in fact, NOT in my own little world after all. Sure, I tend to live in my head a lot (no lie there), but I'm not so engrossed in it that I'm failing to notice my environment.
"(something about sarcasm, irony, hints, etc.)"...it's wasted on me. That, or I'm not paying attention to you right now. Sorry, try again later! (*hangs up closing sign*)
"You're too quiet, shy, etc."...you're too boisterous and a bit irritating. So what? Take it or leave it, I really don't care.