What Would Batman Sing At Karaoke?

[Mr. Stevens]

^ Does Batman scowl on a Friday night?

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly..."

 

[Rodafina]

Batman scowls every day and every night. In the light, and in the shadows.

 

[Aspychata]

@Luca
I have heard confidently that Batman does double spanx to out do Robin in the tight pants dept.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

@Luca
I have heard confidently that Batman does double spanx to out do Robin in the tight pants dept.

Robin has legs and he knows how to use them. Sequined panties and a kung-fu grip.

 

[Rodafina]

Robin has legs and he knows how to use them. Sequined panties and a kung-fu grip.

Robin would definitely do karaoke. THAT would’ve been a much more appropriate question.

 

[Aspychata]

My boy Robin loves his sequins.

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Rodafina is right. Robin is better karaoke material. All that repressed emotion.

Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh, oh, oh
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm
I am everything, tonight I'll be your mother

 

[Luca]

Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'll rock you 'til the daylight comes
Make sure you are smilin' and warm
I am everything, tonight I'll be your mother

He looks more like he’s going to a Chippendales show than a karaoke bar lol

 

[Mr. Stevens]

^ Shy Chippendales

 

[Aspychata]

Robin has chosen this song to sing

 

[Mr. Stevens]

Alas, it is night, and Alfred has stolen the Batmobile too many times. He drives aimlessly around Gotham, singing karaoke. And now Batman has revoked all karaoke privileges, and razed the Karaoke Wing of Wayne Manor.

This is what happens when you're the butler to a lunatic.

Nice try, old chap. <3

 

[Kisa the tea]

I can feel @Rodafina's vengence approaching.

 

[Rodafina]

The Rabbit is right.

 

[Rodafina]

You were given the chance to let this thread fade into oblivion, but it had to be resurrected tonight. Now, you have lost your chance for escape.

 

[Rodafina]

 

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