What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?

[Fridgemagnetman]

Some of you guys may have been silent for the early years, sometimes that can mean that your first word turns into a sentence.

What was your first sentence? OR

What would be the strangest first sentence for a baby?

 

[LucyPurrs]

"I have no idea what's happening." or "Be quiet so I can think!" (neither are mine)

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What system of government do you use?

 

[Tom]

What are you doing Dave?

 

[Mia]

My younger sister's first sentence:

Turn the flying saucer around and push. (At least that's what I understood, it was a little garbled and push came out as swish). She hated sliding down the hill backwards.

 

[Progster]

I don't know what my first sentence was, but a good one for an aspie/autie would be: Why does your face keep changing shape?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Isn't most of what you say pointless?

 

[Progster]

Beam me up, Scotty.

 

[Judge]

"Someone turn down the humidity in here!"

 

[Theta.G]

"I remember... every...thing..."

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I am Hitler.

 

[NothingToSeeHere]

My first word was a sentence: "I dropped it!" (apparently referring to a red ball which I had thrown at my sister)

 

[Progster]

I am Hitler.

I was Hitler.

 

[LucyPurrs]

I am Hitler.

Either could be dangerous as a first sentence.

 

[Bolletje]

I’m selling these fine leather jackets

 

[Mia]

First words: 'Go outside.'

 

[Bolletje]

I’m so over this.

 

[Gracey]

"I was made how !!????"


"Are you sure we're related?"


"I know what your innards look like, it was a very nice uterus, thank you"

 

[Chance]

"Sorry but I think I have the wrong family?"

 

[Chance]

"You have no idea what that 15 minutes of fun is about to cost you"... with a nice baby evil grin : )