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[Fitzo]

Quandary is something most people on the spectrum would be familiar with.

 

[tree]

"With or without gravy" is the largest decision some people ever make.

 

[Butterfly88]

Make it happen.

 

[tree]

"Happen I'll go back for just a while," said the old lady,
referring to the place in northern England where
she still had some living relatives.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Relatives are the bane of Xmas, fortunately most of mine are dead as it happens.

 

[tree]

Happenstance theory postulates that it's OK to not always plan.

 

[Butterfly88]

Plan ahead, you never know what will happen next.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Next time I notice someone say 'happen' at the start of a sentence I know I will probably be in a particular part of Yorkshire.

 

[Butterfly88]

Yorkshire seems like an interesting place.

 

[Flinty]

Place the glass on the coaster, please.

 

[Butterfly88]

Please stand by.

 

[Fitzo]

By the way, Merry Christmas!

 

[Butterfly88]

Christmas comes once a year, enjoy it!

(Merry Christmas to you too @Fitzo)

 

[Fitzo]

Christmas comes once a year, enjoy it!

(Merry Christmas to you too @Fitzo)

(Merry Christmas to you too @Butterfly88!)

It's the season to be jolly!

 

[Flinty]

Jolly old St. Nick.

 

[tree]

Nick Danger is a character in a parody of the hard boiled detective genre
and he has a girl friend whose many aliases reflect a knowledge
of the Beatles' song, "Rocky Racoon,"-----which is to say,
everyone knew her as Nancy.

 

[Butterfly88]

Nancy was the first name of my old psychiatrist.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Psychiatrist? More like charlatan.

 

[tree]

Charlatan sounds so similar to the name of the Charlotte High School's yearbook
but differs as far as the last five letters which makes sense because the school
colors weren't plaid.

 

[Butterfly88]

Plaid uniforms are overrated.